I didn’t think it was necessary. After all, I have no idea where you keep your diagram. (sp?)
You poor thing. Here, I got these flowers for you. Now, is there anything you’d like for me to do?
Albert: Thank you. That does help. Hey, could you be a dear and run to the drugstore for me and get me some pads?
Euty: Diagram? What the devil are you talking about? The emails I sent had nothing to do with anything import…wait a minute…are you playing with my head because I’m PMSing and you KNOW asking me questions like that will just send me completely over the edge because if you are you are SO LUCKY you live so far away from me…
You’re so cute when you’re ovulating.
sob
I have no more chocolate cake!
sob
What will I do? How can I get through my miserable excuse for a life without chocolate cake?
How about a nice butt rub while you eat your chocolate? And I think you are even more beautiful when you have that cute “I hate you” flame in your eyes 
Can I interest you in a nice hot bubble bath?
Turbo: You just don’t get it, do ya? Criminy! Where’s Lorena Bobbit when you need her?
Arden: That’d be good, but I should probably wait. I’m real klutzy when I get PMS. There’s no doubt I’d do something stupid, like slip on the soap, bonk my head and end up drowning. :eek: Either that, or I’d just plain get lost on the way to the bathroom.
Hey, I’m just offering to help! Tell ya what, I’ll sit behind ya in the tub to make sure you don’t drown and I’ll wash your hair for you before I make you dinner:)
yeah bubble baths.
i like them.
much sympathy from me. in the same boat sweetie. yucky isn’t it.
hot water bottles and a nice lie down are good.
and some strong painkillers.
but i crave guinness, kebabs, custard and roast chicken… goodness knows what THAT means.
Irishgirl,
It means that after I cook Pers dinner, I’m coming to your house to eat:)
Hey Pers! Be a deer and get me a beer out of the fridge would ya?? Thanks doll! slaps Pers on the butt
flees
Dear not deer.
Shes gonna beat me up now isnt she?
cries
Hey Persephone!
If you could, would you bottle the PMS experience for deployment at appropriate times? Like maybe when you need to pay a visit to the customer service department of the utility company that is still trying to bill you for services they never rendered, etc?
i.e, have there ever been times during other parts of your cycle that you thought “Gee I wish I was in PMS mode for this!”–?
I work in customer service, for a utility.
So, I’ll just wait here patiently, knowing that you have to go to sleep sometime, AHunter. 
Talkinsquirrel: Look! Up in the sky! It’s the Flaming PMS Uterus O’ Doom! And oh my, is that YOUR house it’s pointed at? :eek:
irishgirl: It means you…well, it means you have PMS. But at least you’re craving stuff with nutritional value. The kebabs & roast chicken are good. But I’d stay away from the Guinness. Alcohol and PMS just do NOT mix.
You can have one of my fresh Rice Krispie treats.
No, you can’t have two. I get them and I get the remnants on the spoon.
Mmmm rice krispy treats…
/drool
Can I have one PLEAAAAAASE?
/puppy eyes
So…besides chocolate cake and pickles, do you crave donuts? Looking back at this week, it’s unforunate that my will-power experiment “no fattening sweets October 1st-30th” began * this* week. Even with no sweets I didn’t kill anyone, are you proud of me?
Since when is a rice crispy treat any kind of substitute for chocolate cake?
Here’s a cake for you, dear. I’ll just set it on the table and back out slowly, okay? Do you need me to get anything for you while I’m out?
(I’m due for PMS in about a week and a half. I’ll expect payback.)
elfkin: You didn’t kill anyone? Good for you! As for donuts, well, I kinda always crave donuts, whether I’m PMSing or not.
InternetLegend: Mmmmmm. Cake. Mind if I top it with a crumbled-up Rice Krispy treat? Thanks!