According to Robert Caro’s biography of Lyndon Johnson, early in his political careeer, LBJ asked his campaign manager to start the rumor that Johnson’s opponent had had caral relations with a sow. The manager reportedly said, “Lyndon! You can’t call the guy a pig fucker and expect it to stick!” LBJ’s reply was, “I don’t want to prove it. I just want to make the son of a bitch deny it!”
Assuming Romney is the nominee, what sort of animal do you plan to accuse him of having carnal relations with?
don’t try to weasel out of these questions by playing the Race Card. I get along with Negroes just fine, thank you.
When I was at the Citadel, one of my best pals was Leon Jenkins, a colored boy about fifty years old. He used to mow the lawn, clean the toilets, take out the trash, that sort of thing.
Slip him a twenty, and he’d put on some red lipstick, and give you the best hummer you ever had. He used to call us “macadamias” cause we were white and had small nuts. Damn! If my good Christian wife could give me a hummer like that once in a while, I wouldn’t have to molest interns.
So you Obamunists keep all that racial stuff to yourselves. We don’t have time for it.
I’m a progressive Democrat. On the record, I agree with the President completely on every issue. Off the record, I agree with him about 90% of the time.
If it were up to me, off the record (“OTR” hereafter), yes. He’s been a disaster as VP. He only seems to be in the news when he says something stoopid and we all have to scramble to explain what he really meant to say.
Now sir, you are no progressive at all if you agree with Obama 90 percent of the time. He has been a shameless tool for the big banks, just as much as the lowliest Republican, shoving them trillions in bailouts with no strings attached, and ignoring all the fraud that went down. Obama has done nothing to lessen the gap between rich and poor in the US, he has been the 1 percent’s man as President.
I was going to ask what kind of hypocrisy you had to indulge in as an Obama campaign manager, what kind of shabby deals you have to make with your conscience to be an Obama campaigner, but I see you are simply engaging in a massive case of cognitive dissonance. Question answered!
Jefferson’s Koran, I’d presume. (well, maybe not Obama, but when we get our first openly Muslim Prez I suspect that’s what he’ll use). Obama will be sworn in on a copy of the Necronomicon concealed in a Bible’s binding.