From this post. I just had to point out that rape is never the victims fault. Hijack over, carry on.
Now, I’ve been good for like, 3 pages now. When I saw the thing that said it was a picture of you and your cat, I was tempted to post something like:
“Hey, nice pu…mmm cat!”
but I rose above that. Don’t drag me back into that abyss that is my own perversion.
And 31 is not that old.
Well wub wub wub, this school girl, as of 3 days ago, is now 18 years old and legal!
Does this mean I’m not allowed to tease old men anymore?
heh
Merla
(“I’m 37! I’m not old!”
Happy Birthday 
My only question is…
Are there any males teachers there, or is any of the staff male?
Actually, this means we get to tease you back now.
Sure, we have lots of male teachers! My dad for example. And we have a male headmaster. Sometimes the girls get crushes on the young teachers- how embarassing!
Merla
So, how you doin’? 
Happy Birthday!
(“and I’m not an old woman. I’m called Dennis…”)
Happy Birthday, show us your boobs!
(Just kidding…unless you’re gonna do it!)
[see, that “just kidding” thing is a lyric from a Nelly song…I’m trying to prove I’m “hip” and not an old guy. Hey, I’m listening to techno music while I type this…I am NOT old…ahhh, never mind, I spilled my prune juice…]
Ah, Meatros, there’s nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.
Wow…this thread is still going? Well I guess it’s now safe to say that you are both a beautiful and insightful woman, something all too rare outside of the SDMB. Now if only I lived in FL…