Ask the tall skinny lesbian goth chick college student with the funny nose!

weirddave, I appreciate the sentiment, but I like to keep all my SDMB-related interactions actually on the SDMB. Terribly sorry, but you understand, I’m sure.

And to respond to various criticisms, yes, I have read some of them, and no, I’m not trying to dictate board content. It just seems to me that if anyone had anything they wanted to know about left-handed dogcatchers, they would come right out and ask it, and not wait for someone to start an “Ask the Left-Handed Dogcatcher” thread. That, to me, is what the SDMB is all about.

NP, NTG ( Hmmm a post that’s all acronyms. that’s a thought…) I respect that entirely.

And I remain the one… the only… the original… often imitated but never duplicated… Gay Guy!

Thank you, thank you. You may touch me, briefly.

I never thought of myself as a trend-setter, but then I never thought my trends would become irritating monsters, either. Still, there are one or two out there who are amusing.

My thread, however, remains intelligent, fun, education and witty.

I’d like to thank all the little people… :smiley:

And NTG, you rock more than Melissa Etheridge. :wink:

Esprix

If you take out lesbian and goth and chick and college student, this thread would apply to me.

So close, yet so far.

Congratulations, neuro-trash grrrl!

This thread qualifies you as one of the SDMB’s resident experts. I would now like to formally invite you to join a panel of your peers here in Great Debates.

Yes, thank you, I’m fully aware that this invitation directly conflicts with nature of the OP.

so, NTG why am I so repulsive ?

Dammit, inquiring minds want to know.

mumble mumble

hey Shayna, add me to your ICQ list, if you like. My number is listed in my profile.
If you don’t wanna. Thats ok. I will just sit here in the corner and eat my pie.

pat

hey Shayna, add me to your ICQ list, if you like. My number is listed in my profile.
If you don’t wanna. Thats ok. I will just sit here in the corner and eat my pie.

pat

Wait, not for now on. Just from right before.
Wow.
That was dumb.
I hit reply on the wrong window.
Then I did not trust the CGI.

pat

Don’t speak so soon, Gigi…I hear that Matt_mcl has those scottish scientists working on the problem day and night. (The first attempt at duplication turned out too wooly, so they gave it to Sqrlcub.)

It’s still a copy - I’m the real deal. :slight_smile:

Esprix

::slowly reaches out one shaking hand, gently touches Esprix on the arm, and falls back into her inflatable chair in a euphoric daze::

WOAH! Holdit, holdit, back up the thread! Now I could give a shit about the fluidized bed flame characteristics of McLean lignite vs Upper Kittanning bituminous, but I could use a detailed description of in-flight lesbian encounters. Including links to high resolution jpegs. Or even mpegs. Hey, you offered!

Oh, you name-dropper, you! The true way to my heart… :slight_smile:

There was another fly-by-night poster almost a year ago, who sorta had the first “Ask. . . .” thread:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=3780