Other "ask the _______ guy" threads could we use...

In My Humble Opinion
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Ask the unemployed pizza delivery guy…
Ask the naked bacon frying guy…
Ask the Lutheran (Missouri Synod) guy…
Ask the redheaded Bolivian guy…
Ask the black socks and sandals wearing guy…
Ask the Singing Bass (as seen on TV) purchasing guy…

any others that have yet to be done?

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I’ve considered a “gun owning guy” thread, but I don’t get to spend much time online. Kind of a lame way to run a Q&A session.

I wanna fire a 10-shot, sub-moa group at a MILE!!!

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Ask the guy who is boinking your wife

Ask the guy who is boinking your sister

Ask the guy who is boinking your dog

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Don’t ask me!

5

I’ve always wanted to do an “Ask the masturbating guy!” thread.

Since this past weekend, I’ve considered doing an “Ask the guy who just lost his virginity!”. :smiley:

6

Ask the Dead Guy.

Afterlife, anyone?

Ask the Un-Dead Guy.

Which is better, the Afterlife or Here, and if it’s the Afterlife, why are you dripping graveyard mould on my carpet?

7

Ask the Redneck :wink:

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Ask the Police man Guy.

9

Ask the Ray Guy?

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Ask the guy who’s boinking your wife’s sister’s dog.

11

ask the ex con guy.

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Although I think this one would cause some of you computer support people to have seizures:

Ask the Computer Support Guy!

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Ask that Jeeves guy

Ask the Amish guy

Ask the wrong guy

Ask the guy that’s on acid

Ask the guy that’s trying to boost his post count

14

Asked the BANNED guy!

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Ask the four year old.

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. . . CNN/MSNBC/FOXNews editor.
. . . Dan Rather.
. . . undocumented alien.
. . . Cecil Adams subordinate.
. . . Canadian.
. . . guy/gal who doesn’t have cable or satellite.
. . . dove.
. . . hawk.
. . . spin doctor.
. . . Walter Cronkite.
. . . guy who thought that “Tribute to Heroes” concert was really a good idea.
. . . Blood/Crip, etc.

17

Ask a frat brother who just accidentally drowned a pledge in a hazing gone horribly awry?

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amish guy! Somebody’d have to type for him.

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has been rock god (dead ones don’t count).

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Ask the EMT guy.

Sample question: “Should I unplug the toaster before jamming the fork in to get that muffin?”

Answer: “Yes…or at least get out of that puddle of water”.

Buck The Diver <—been there, seen that