Ask the Ejaculating Guy.
“How do you feel?”
“Sleepy…”
Ask the gentile goy.
Hey, I was gonna start that on December 3rd, the tenth anniversary of my living on borrowed time!
Ask the Taliban guy
Ask the clueless guy
Maybe OpalCat could get Undead Dude (her husband) to start such a thread. 
To know which “Ask the…” threads we still need, we really need an inventory of which ones we’ve had.
Ask the Normal Guy (if such a thing exists…)
Ask the Gay Guy.
Ask the Hooker.
I have a few questions for both of them…
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Ask the Gay Guy.
Ask the Hooker.
I have a few questions for both of them…
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Esprix started the whold ask the ____ gay thing with his ask the gay guy threads…
the latest one is at http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68530
Ask the French girl…
Let’s cut to the chase , yes, I shave my armpitts AND use deodorant!
Wow, thanks, Beltrane. I keep forgetting to do a search before replying.
Ask the hermaphroditic bisexual wookiee molester
Ask the goat felcher
Ask the Quaker guy
“Are you the oatmeal people?”
“No.”
Ask the architect guy
“What kind of house is this?”
“Yellow”
Ask the drives 20 MPH slower than you guy
“Why do you do that when I’m late for work?”
“What?”
Ask the shirtless football fan
“Who do you like in the Superbowl?”
“CLEVELAND!!! YEAH!!!”
Ask the ass-lizard trafficker
I like the Ask the four-year-old idea:
“Why are you wearing your shoes to bed?”
“Because you’re a doo-doo head!”
Ask the guy who lives in Assboink, Idaho
I like the Ask the four-year-old idea:
“Why are you wearing your shoes to bed?”
“Because you’re a doo-doo head!”
Maybe we should add subtext to the sign up on top
Ask the Cecil Adams guy
Ask the porn guy
or better yet
Ask the porn gal
Ask the bat man
Ask the super man
Ask the spider man
yadda yadda yadda
Ask the hang man
Is there an E?
yes, --E -------- —E
Is there an O?
yes, --E -------- -O-E
Is there an A?
yes, --E —A---- -O-E
Is there an I?
yes, --E —AI— -O-E
Is there a U?
no, my head!
Is there a T?
yes, T-E -T-AI–T -O-E
Is there an S?
yes, T-E ST-AI–T -O-E
Is there an H?
yes, THE ST-AI-HT -O-E
Is there an R?
yes, THE STRAI-HT -O-E
I think I got it, ts there a G?
yes, THE STRAIGHT -O-E
Is there a D?
yes, THE STRAIGHT DO-E
Is there a P?
Yes, THE STRAIGHT DOPE, you saved me!
Goodness - seems I’m not as legendary around here as I thought I was.
Dear greenlady, feel free to click on any one of the links in my signature line. The Gay Guy, granddaddy of all “Ask the…” threads, awaits upon your every whim.
Esprix