Ask The Other Guy
Ask Guy Fawkes
Ask The Iliterit Gie
Ask The Guy With The Short Attentio
Ask the Indecisive Guy. Or Don’t. Whatever.
Ask the armpit fetish guy 
Ask the Used-To-Be-a guy
Ask the Pathological Liar guy!
[sub]and no wisecracks from the ladies about how pretty much any guy qualifies[/sub] 
Steven
Ask the guy who has never even heard of the Internet, and is thus unable to actually read the questions or post answers to same.
Ask the Cream of Sum Yung… nevermind.
Ask the chick doper who works at a nursing home!
ask the antichrist guy:
“sooo… uhmmm… well?”
<fire streaks up to destroy the asker>
“BWA HA HA HA HA…”
what?
Ask the Fry Guy.
Ask the Guy who drives 53 MPH in left hand lane.
Ask the Guy who wears the same shirt three times in the same work week.
Ask the Guy who has yellow stains in his arm pits.
Okay, bluethree… Ask the gay Amish guy.
I’ve been really, really wanting to do this, and I don’t mind spending time on it.
The problem is, there’s no way it would stay on topic.
There’s so much more to guns than gun control arguments, and I’ve seen evidence that non-gunownwers are curious about such things.
If I were a moderator, or had the cooperation of one, so I could MAKE it stay mostly on topic, I would.
Ask the Cable guy.
Ask the pathetic attention-seeking loser of a particular sex/race/orientation, who vehemently argues that sex/race/orientation makes no difference, yet contradictorily feels it makes him/her different enough that he/she needs to answer questions about said sex/race/orientation on an internet message board.
Ask the “I’ll be whatever you want me to be” Guy
Ask the guy who won’t answer
Ask the Handy guy.
::d&r::
Ouch…