**Ask the new member of the Westboro Baptist Church
Ask the necrophile
Ask the troll before he gets banned
Ask the guy who was wrongly aquitted of murder
Ask the hacker behind the recent site problems
Ask the sock puppet
Ask the guy who thinks ignorance is bliss
Ask the Al Qaeda freedom fighter
Ask the serial killer**
Ask the Organizer of a Panhandlers’ Union-Part 2
Ask The University-Educated Birther/Deather/Teabagger
Ask The Guy Who Stole Your Lunch
Ask the Person Who Won’t Respond
Ask the pedophile
Ask the terrorist
Ask the cannibal
**Ask the person who proofreads everything 100 times for grammar and spelling nitpicks
Ask me why I’m going to involve the SDMB in legal action**
Bummer. I had a question.
Ask the Lawyer for Legal Advice You Can Use in Court
Ask the Grapist
Ask the Person in Witness Protection
Ask Your Stalker
Ask the Guy Who Repeats Everything You Just Said, Prefaced With "No, Your Mom…"
Ask the FBI agent leading his first raid next Sunday!
Ask the person who thinks it’s none of their business what anyone else eats or doesn’t eat.
Ask the Liberal Intellectual
You just DON’T see that a lot 'round here.
Actually, I should start a thread like that. I don’t always do it… but I’m so bad at it! It still comes out bad most the time.
** Ask the Protestant Pope.
Ask the Bear shitting outside the woods.**