Ask the Rock, In Regards to What He’s Cooking
**Ask the guy planning a murder for early next week
Ask the judge who takes bribes
Ask the gainfully-employed Liberal Arts major
Ask the happy telemarketer
Ask the modest Texan
Ask the hapless, adulterous Southern governor
Ask Cecil… no, really!**
**Ask the chap who successfully committed suicide.
Ask the person who doesn’t have internet access
I seem to remember two threads, the former was locked in a matter of minutes:eek: and latter, while not involving an “ask the …”, a doper was pretty broken up about a person whom he/she knew was voluntarily cannibalized. 
This was unintentionally darker than you thought it would be Chefguy. I would have expected you to advocate “Ask the Sarah Palin” thread.
Nope, it was done here years ago, although it did not prove to be a popular thread.
Here’s a 2008 list of actual “Ask the…” threads.
Ask the Frotteur
Ask the Chiropractor For Invertebrates
I remember that one (the cannibal one). IIRC, a Doper had a job in Germany and worked (tho not directly) with someone who, years (months?) later responded to an internet personal ad, and, well, things went on from there. Armin Meiwes.
Ask the person who doesn’t know.
Ask The Cecil Adams.
This was actually a thread a few years ago with an honest to God adolescent kid fancier answering questions. IIRC it got very heated, locked and finally deleted.
Ask the woman who can’t stop farting.
Ask the Time Traveler-yesterday.
Ask the person in Witness Protection
Ask the Illuminati
Ask Joe Wilson
Ask the jerk
Never mind.
Ask “The”, (the actual word; ‘The’)
Ask Michael Jackson
Alternatively, Ask the Old-Order Amish person.
Ask Again Later