**Ask the unicorn.
Ask the abomidable snowman.**
Ask the Magic 8-Ball
Ask Ed Zotti
Ask the Doper with a micropenis
Ask the Nigerian prince
Ask George Dubya Bush
Ask the Sweatshop Owner
Ask the North Korea Free Press
That might actually be a fun one if someone was to start it up.
Actually, this thread from a couple weeks ago developed into something close to that. Starts with post 51.
Ask the person with uhm…uhm…damn amnesia, I should start a thread about it. Who are you people again?
Ask the illiterate
Ask the Guy Who Responds to Every Question With Another Question
Ask the guy who will hunt you down and kill you for having the gall to post in HIS thread, dammit!
That’s easy. He’s a college professor, teaching all those other schlubs who enrolled in the liberal arts.
Ask the person who likes chain restaurants
Ask the person who enjoys Applebees
Ask the person who isn’t a Lord of the Rings fan
Ask the person who uses a cell phone in public
Ask the person who drives a SUV but doesn’t need it to haul horse trailers over mountain passes every weekend
Ask the man who isn’t attracted to overweight women
Ask Somebody Else
Ask the person who knows exactly how many ways you can skin a cat
Ask the Attractive, Mentally Stable, Woman Who Was Nice Enough To Take the Virginity Of A Casual Posters On SDMB’s Who’s Handle Is MyFootsZZZ
Ask the guy for whom Enzyte did NOT work
Answer hazy, ask again later.
Ask Mr. Owl.
Ask the aphaisia patient
Ask the incontinent platypus