"Ask the..." threads you won't be seeing on the Dope any time soon

Ask Señor_Echo

Ask the banned poster

And on that thought…

Ask Jack Dean Tyler about becoming a mohel

Ask AskNott

Actually its possible but difficult. You would have to hope for an Old Order Dunkard who has an “English” friend who reads here. And a honest English friend at that. Not some jerk who will pull your leg by saying “Wait a minute while I ask Yoeder Kramer what he thinks”.

Ask the honest politician working for the concerns of the voters.

Ask the woman who doesn’t verbally emascualate her husband…

Ha ha, awesome! Maybe I’ll start the “Ask the woman who verbally emasculates her husband… but only because he deserves it!” thread.

Ask the guy who has no short-term mem… huh. What am I doing sitting at this keyboard?

Ask the “Nice Guy” who’s getting plenty of sex.

Ask the Mafia Don

Ask Kanye West’s Humility Coach

Ask the World Champion Detroit Lions

Well, that’s too darn bad, I will have to go to my grave with a whole lotta questions unanswered…

Ask the Guy Who Doesn’t Own a TV What He Does in His Spare Time

Ask your imaginary friend.

Ask the Fifth Dentist

Ask Flo the Progressive Chick

Ask your Friendly Neighborhood Butcher (oh, wait… they don’t have those anymore?)

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

I’ve actually considered starting an Ask the Public Defender thread, but I’m too worried it’ll somehow trace back to my bosses.

How about The Girl Who Never Watches TV instead? Really, I don’t watch TV and rarely watch movies- I prefer a good book instead.

Go for it! Just change the names to protect the… well, you know.

I’ve thought of starting an Ask the Muni Court Magistrate thread but doubt it would get much interest.

Ask the Guy Who Doesn’t Tip.

Regards,
Shodan

To both of these:
I understand the concern, the shield of anonymity can get rather thin given even a few details, but these would be awesome threads. If you can do these safely, i’d encourage you to try.

Don’t tempt me. Serial monogamy can be a wonderfully…productive thing. Sure it’s the same girl every time, but there are lots of times. Works better for me than the douche-pickup-artist routine ever worked for my friends.

Ask the kid with ADH…OH MY GOD I HAVE THAT SAME SWEATER!

Ask OJ Simpson

Ask the Horse That Had Sex With a Human.

Though of course it’s flat-out wrong; Whenever I hear of a human having sex with a horse, I’ve aways wondered what that horse’s point of veiw was while the deed was being done. :confused: