"Ask the..." threads you won't be seeing on the Dope any time soon

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@MyFootsZZZ

Ask the Horse That Had Sex With a Human.

Though of course it’s flat-out wrong; Whenever I hear of a human having sex with a horse, I’ve aways wondered what that horse’s point of veiw was while the deed was being done.

I would assume a mare would make cracks about the guy being hung like a human.