Ask the Guy Who Won't Respond to Any Questions

Torgo · January 31, 2003, 2:11am

Enjoy! I’m going to bed.

Ice_Wolf · January 31, 2003, 2:14am

Cool! This is definitely my kind o’ “Ask the …” thread. Sweet dreams!

BlackKnight · January 31, 2003, 2:25am

So, are you that guy who won’t respond to questions? Are ya? Huh? Are ya? Well, what about it then? Are you that guy? Hmm? Didn’t hear you, did you say something? Still waiting. You that guy? You know, that guy? Hmm? I’m just asking, is all. So, are you him? I want to know, are you that guy who doesn’t answer questions? Well, are ya? Hello?

Gundy · January 31, 2003, 2:27am

Why is it that you’re so sexy and enigmatic?

Berkut · January 31, 2003, 2:29am

BZ00000, is that you?

verbenabeast · January 31, 2003, 2:29am

won’t respond to any questions!!! How about… Can I give you a hundred bucks? Would you like a free beer? Oh, right… you don’t answer… sorry.

Ashkicker · January 31, 2003, 2:53am

Torgo, I thought you were going to bed and wasn’t answering anymore questions? If you were in bed you couldn’t be responding to this thread. Come on we know your out there. Your not really in bed. We got questions and we want some answers.

donkeyoatey · January 31, 2003, 3:02am

I’ll take “Are You the Bizarro Alex Trebek?” for $2000, Torgo.

Giraffe · January 31, 2003, 3:34am

Do you still have that big purple lump on your testicles?

thinksnow · January 31, 2003, 3:52am

Are you still dressing up in life-size Barbie clothes? What about the pink Corvette?

Did you manage to quit snorting pulverized freeze-dried dog poo?

Is it true you finally stopped inserting things into your genitalia? And where is that paperweight, anyway?

Meatros · January 31, 2003, 3:55am

You know something…I sorta miss BZ00000…

Don’t use the sharp club while beating me please…

Genseric · January 31, 2003, 3:58am

What do you think of this thread?

astro · January 31, 2003, 4:09am

Do we have to guess what your name means?

Rhubarb · January 31, 2003, 4:11am

This is perfect, 'cause I’m the guy who won’t ask any questions.

Osip · January 31, 2003, 4:13am

Torgo starts another “Ask the…” thread. this one is no where near as fun as the last one. Torgo my friend your slipping.

oh here is the link.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28605

leechbabe · January 31, 2003, 4:26am

Torgo can you please pass the salt?

aahala · January 31, 2003, 4:35am

Is it really true that story about Torgo and Rhubarb?

Monstre · January 31, 2003, 4:55am

Well, how fast would the space shuttle have to fly backwards around the world to turn back time and bring him back?

looking for a baseball bat *

Giraffe · January 31, 2003, 6:19am

I hate to ruin the thread by answering someone’s question, but I can’t resist. It’s a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reference, based on a freaky character from the movie “Manos: The Hands of Fate” who lurched around with enormous swollen upper thighs. Truly disturbing, and thus an excellent username.

Christina25 · January 31, 2003, 8:04am

methinks I got the perfect one to lure Torgo’s sweet buttocks back here…

Torgo, sweetie, come to bed and enjoy my toothless smile.