Go ahead ask, I won’t answer.
What’s BZ00000 stand for? The name, not the person?
BZ00000 have you given up feltching goats?
If I guess your shoe size, have I also guessed your IQ?
Are you deliberately trying to drive Lynn crazy?
I win.
Hey, it worked in the Question Game thread…
Do you still beat your wife?
Given the poster, it is not clear if said poster knew how unintentionally ironic the post was based on posting history.
There appears to be a duel of sorts for stupid new threads started between this poster and another. Not over the line trollish (IMHO), just forehead slappingly stupid.
:smack:
Ahhh, that’s the stuff. . .
If a train leaves Chicago traveling at 60 miles an hour heading southwest, and 2 hours later a train leaves Los Angeles at 80 miles an hour heading northeast, and the distance between Chicago and Los Angeles is 1800 miles, are you an asshat or a buttmunch?*
Sua
*and our either of those phrases homophobic?
Any chance of a Mod changing the thread title to a more descriptive one?
“Ask the drooling moron” seems pretty accurate.
But what, Sua?
When squicking a corpse… is it better to use a water based lubricant, or should I just rebury the corpse and let it ‘juice up’ a little more?
BTW: 7 “Ask the” threads going in one forum alone.
E-fucking-nough already people.
:rolleyes:
awww, a “parody.”
sort of.
::: pats BZ0000000 on the head.:::
that’s cute. Now spend the next week sitting on your hands.
Cite: Or I got your cite, buddy. Some of these may or may not be weak parody attempts. I was wrong. Nine of these fucking things.
- Ask the Libertarian
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151575
- Ask the right handed guy.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151559
- Ask the American ExPat™ who lives in Brazil
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151511
- Ask the Militia Guy!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151573
- Ask The Guy From Montana
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151371
- Ask the chick from/living in Missouri!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151554
- Ask Michael Ellis (Parte Dos)
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151514
- Ask the nomadic Mormon teenager
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151489
- Ask the 'bif
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151530
This is incredibly tempting. But I’m gonna have to give it a pass. You know what that Zotti guy can be like. I don’t want him coming down on me . . . again.
I know I’m going to regret this, but…
I currently wish I didn’t know what felching is, and I most certainly wish I had never learned what munging is. But… what is squicking? I know it can’t be more perverted than munging.
It is sexual penetration through a hole in the skull.
Thanks, I guess.