My fury erupted with the "Ask the Dalek thread. Can we please, PLEASE, PLEASE put this shit to rest?
“Ask the Gay Guy!” and its variants had a point. So did some of the ones that came later. But now it’s just ridiculous. :mad:
Oops! I meant to put this in the Pit. :smack: Moderator, can you help me out?
Good save, Lizard. I opened this thread mentally bracing myself for the flames you were sure to receive.
So, how long have you known you were the guy who is sick of motherfucking “Ask the …” threads? Do your parents know? Does it pay well? Do you have any other friends who are also sick of motherfucking “Ask the …” threads? Did this help you in college, or in finding a career? What kind of pets do you have? How do you see this affecting your life, going forward from now? Was there some sort of test you took, or have you always known, or what?
Do you think an “Ask the guy who hates people that put threads in the wrong forum” would be any good?
I think this thread would have been better as “Ask the guy who is SICK of motherfucking”.
My cat’s piss smells like…
nevermind.
The solution is quite simple. If it bugs you, don’t read it! And if you’re sick of “Ask the…” threads, why start one yourself? A simple “Rant” thread would have sufficed 
My question is pretty simple:
boxers or breifs?
Look for my upcoming thread “Ask the guy who hates people that put threads in the wrong forum and who is sick of mother fucking and who knows the answer to the boxers of briefs question posed by Opal.”
EXTERMINATE!
There has been enough of these threads as well, that we could now have a Ask The Guy Who Is Sick of the Rants about the Stupid Ask the ______ threads.
But that would be just plain silly.
Do I look fat in this?
What are those?
I first knew I would be the guy who is sick of motherfucking "ask the. . . " threads about two hours ago. But on some level, I’ve always known.
I tried to tell my parents once, but they just didn’t understand. My Mom freaked out as soon as she heard the word “motherfucking,” and step-dad just looked at me quizically and said “’‘Thread’? What the hell do you mean, ‘thread’?”
I’ve read and seen things that lead me to believe that I am NOT the only guy out there who is sick of motherfucking "Ask the. . . " threads. But I haven’t seen many people like me in the flesh. it’s hard being so different. i get very lonely. 
Lonely?
Feeling out of sorts?
Don’t fit in?
Try BOOZE!
I think this is a good time to Ask Michael Ellis!
Good one, Michael Ellis. Me, I think it’s time to ask the hamsterette. 
F_X
OK, but when come back bring…
Maybe you are the only one sick of “Ask the ___” threads. I know lets take a poll!