Ask the Guy Who Won't Respond to Any Questions

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I don’t know, but he got two chances to be with the dope-and he blew them both.
I know the space shuttle question was absurd and his refusal to let the information sink in was a little annoying, but he seemed to have some of the wierdest ideas…The give rise to a chuckle everytime… Not to mention that he was very badly wooshed by my suggestion that he was the “doper of the year”.
runs out of the room

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Torgo will you play the bongos, while we Tango in the Congo and sing a little song-o?

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Do you drive a Yugo?

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Is it safe?

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Is this a good place to ask about the third -gry word?

:evil:

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It’s Torgry

Definition: the state of being Torged

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Do you park in the drive way?

::::::;fleeing:::::::::;

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When come back, bring pie?

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Dear Torgo,

Ever since my friends and I circumnavigated the earth, I keep imagining that my end table wants me dead.

Also, I am illiterate. What should I do?

-Decapitated in Decatur

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Is it safe?

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Torgo, how do you handle the awesome weight and responsibility of being Torgo?

flees

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So you don’t want to answer any questions, eh? What’s the matter…are ya’ chicken? Huh? Bwak-buk-buk-buk-BWAK!

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When come back, bring thigh.

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What are you, some sort of sick mime?

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Would the Master approve?

36

Where did I leave my car?

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Would it be appropriate to bump this thread after 6 1/2 years?

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Does anybody in my life really care about me in a significant way, not just tolerating my inevitable presence?

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If there is a dead guy on my patio, how long do I have to wait before it is safe to eat his BRAAAAINS?

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Why did you start the stupidest thread ever?