::: Sticks head into thread, looks around, and backs out door slowly:::
Leaves 2 pound box of See’s candy and backs away slowly
Here, Sister…take the keys to the chocolate factory ::hands keys:;
If that doesn’t help, here’s an industrial sized bottle of Midol and a theme song.
Do you want a donut? I find donuts far more compelling just before falling to the communists than any other time of the month. Maybe it’s just me.
I’ll give you chocolate if you answer my question
Chocolate-covered cashews.
Mmm, salty AND sweet.
Salty.
Sweet.
Do you feel like I felt when I was quitting smoking, when I knew I was being unreasonable but just couldn’t help it?
Sweet.
Salty.
Cashews.
Well, goddammit, I’m back. For all who offered chocolate- I shall let you live.
Ace309, what do you mean I’m being unreasonable??! You know perfectly well what you did. If you *don’t *know, then I’m not going to tell you. I can’t believe you. See how you are???!
On the other hand, you have your purpose in life if you know about the sweet/salty thing.
Yes, please.
I missed this one, which is your fault, I’m sure… as for the wet towel, why the hell can’t you hang it up to dry? Why do I have to do everything around here? I should just kick you all out and live here by myself, since I do everything anyway!
Never mind, you have the menopause to look forward to soon…
I’ll get my coat!
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Gah, so much for posting from a PDA and not previewing. Anyway, snarky thread deleted. BTW, here’s some Cadbury’s…
Is it possible to have PMS for 3 weeks every month?
Bah I am not afraid! I was married to Satan’s sister for 11 years, what you can do in comparison is nothing.
NOTHING!
The ideal remedy for PMS would be 24 hour stay - ALONE - at a nice hotel, with room service, a box of chocolate, a bottle of Midol, a bottle of Chablis, some nice bubble bath, and your favorite movies available so you can watch them one after the other- without any of you damn loud, annoying, sloppy people demanding things of me, and stop touching me, and stop making that awful racket!
Why is chocolate supposed to be the cure for PMS? Never mind the myriad amount of other problems chocolate seems to solve for women.
So you’re saying that I’m old?? Is that what you’re saying?? Hey, buddy, I’ll have you know that I have at least ten more years of this! I am NOT OLD!!!
You really think I’m old?
Because it releases endorphins… but it has to be the good stuff.
You must be over your PMS - the correct response to that question should have been, “SHUT UP!”
24 hours… haha… that’s cute. I’ve been known to start PMSing the day after I ovulate, which means, yes, TWO WEEKS of pms. But then, I have actually been diagnosed with PMDD, premenstrual dysphoric disorder, which is more severe than pms.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??!
Whats it like to pms? I am a woman, always have been, and never experienced it.