ASPA ANSWERS

Is it grave yet?

[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Joe_Cool:
question
answer
Aspa replies:Thanx. I’ll take time to look at it when I may.

[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Joe_Cool:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
**ANSWER: The unladen swallow is a small bird but has an airspeed velocity equal to the falcon

ASPAragus, I mean, ASPA really does too.

ANY CONTINUANCE OF ASPA’S ANSWERS AWAITS ANOTHER THREAD. ASPA WILL NOT BE RETURNING TO THIS PARTICULAR THREAD WITH ANSWERS. HOLD THOSE QUESTIONS OR PLEASE FIND NEAREST LAVATORY TO LET THEM OUT. TRUE THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT.

:: :pulling back the curtain:::

Yeah, right, and not even any balloon ride. Ptttthhhhppppptttt!

[sound of crickets and frogs]

Ladies and Gentlemen! ASPA has left the building!**

[the sound of one frog clapping]


I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am