humour answer select ing quote (out of context)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Take any part of this out of context and present a clear nonreply. It’s the rhyme and the rhythm…

Here’s what I mean, see, if yo’ll be so kind.
A/
NEEDLE “ING” THREAD
Scouring for questions
That’re answer-able,
I found one that COULD be
—but, TO WHOM, I don’t know.
It seems to be PROUD – UN-acCOUNTable,
VERY arbiPETTY
and ill-literably BOLD.
(I was NOT descibing ME!
So, DON’T
even GOthere!)
Anyway,
HERE’s — th’given question
on th’next line, below:
quote:

first posted 3-19-2K 11p by Member StoryTyler
“…(why would the numbers go backwards?)…”

ASPA’s answer:

B/
WAVyISH ACTION

EVERY NOW-AND-THEN,
MY DOPEY-POST-FRIEND,
THE NUMBERS GO BACKWARDS
THEN FORTHWARDS
AGAIN.
You may NOT (OR MAY YOU?)
WONDEr hHOWw
THIS HAPPENS.
–EH-HEM, EH-HEM-- THUS, I’LL TELL YOU,
I’LL TELL YOU, (EVEN THOUGH
YOU’LL KEEP-ASS-KIN’.)

THEY LEARNTED THESE FEW STEPS FROM MIGH
KOH JACKSON!

THEY WATCHED --!!!NOT IN PERSON!!!—
—!!!BUT ON VIDEO!!
((YOU SHLEM))

THEY WATCHED NINE-TY MINUTES
OF WAVEy-ISH
ACTION! THEN,
THEY WATCHED MORE!!!
THRICE MORE TO THE END!!!
THE END! THE END!
HOW COME YOU’RE STILL READIN’?
I SAID IT’S The END!!!

‘Needle “ing” Thread,’ and ‘WavYish Action’
both &COPY 2K ASPA

2

Whoah.

stoli

Well, blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo,
as far as I can tell.

3

Thank you for making it very clear that one of the main problems with ambiguity is that you can’t always tell what’s what. That’s why taking anything of the OP out of context is like, like, well, nevermind.

So it is a double helix. Big deal.

4

Hey it makes no sense in any dimension, but at least you-know-who isn’t mentioned in it.

Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you.
Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.

5

Hey, ASPA, I didn’t want to tell you but, um, it’s all out of context…

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

6

[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Da Ace:
**Hey, ASPA,…um, it’s all out of context…
HEY, THANX FOR PUTTING IT ALL IN CONTEXT WITH THAT RIVETING REMARK!!!

7

It ain’t poetry.
It ain’t profound.
And it just stopped being compelling.

So it is a double helix. Big deal.

8

Oh, I don’t know, Iso (if I may call you Iso), if I were making a clear reply I’d say Aspa has a fair ear for rhythm and phrasing - but the quirky spelling, increasing vehemence (all those capitals) and other frippery doesn’t manage to cover up the fact that his or her actual answer to StoryTyler is pretty lame. But I’m not making a clear reply. I’m going for the nonreply instead.

I wish I had a manatee
To swim and splash and play with me.
I’d introduce him to my cat
Whom he’d wave his flipper at.
I’d feed him fish; perhaps I’d mull
Why he’s seacow and not seabull.
Not much to say or do wrong
Relaxing with a dugong.

9

We know it’s lame
and what it’s not.
It’s not poetry!
It’s petty—frippery frop!
It’s something to yap about
and make us talk.
Add it to the literature,
and see what we’ve got:
A heavier pile of FrIkiTahTure
that ain’t worth a jot.

10

When was it EVr comPeLLing ?

11

Can we do haiku?

New post, dull and trite
We have no use for you here
To MPSIMS for you

(Everyone knows MPSIMS is pronounced Mip-Sims :wink: )

“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

12

Yeesh. How did I miss this one for four days?

NYC IRL III
is on April 15th. Do you have what it takes?