Ass Hair?

Please give this a chance. I read an article once in BigBrother Skate magazine about ass hair removal in the sake of the perfect wipe. In the article the guy used Razzberry Razzmatazz Nair ( i laugh everytime i think of that product name). It talked about doing it, but not the aftermath.

So what happens? I’ve heard horror storys like how your cheeks get super sweaty and slid all over, and since there is no hair in the crack to absorb sweat it never really dries creating this horrible smell.

Well?
(Can any one tell i’m bored and have insomnia?)

Um, I’d have to say that’s the grossest thing I’ve heard of on this board in a few days…

Razzberry Razzmatazz Nair? Hmm, sounds like a really exotic and summery product name, for some reason.

And yes, I can definitely tell.

F_X

Um, back in my shaving days (which will return once I lose weight. Ugh) I always shaved my ass hair as well as my pubes. Much nicer. No negative effects.

I think most people have ass cheeks that are attached to the body in some way, shape or form, therefore preventing rampant sliding of the ass cheeks.

Is there a pornstar in the house?

This is one of the funniest stories on the 'net.

Perhaps the person in that story should have settled for a 1/4" trimmer - he must have had a butt like Sasquatch!

The thing I remember from my experiences in that field… ITCH! damn near impossible to cope with - guess it might have helped to keep it down, but I just wanted it to grow back as fast as possible and then a little faster.

There was a quote on this board that’s stuck (heh heh) with me for a long time. I forget who it was, but he said that due to his excessively hairy ass, using regular toilet paper was like “trying to get peanut butter out of carpet.”

Smeghead, I can totally relate to that fellow you just mentioned. TMI yeah, but its a problem that I’ve had for a few years which I am seeking a cure.

I guess the last word would be electrolosys, but I find it just a little disturbing to go into a salon and have someone zap my ass for an hour at a time.

Um…I once used the Raspberry Razzamatazz on my legs as directed, and the painful rash lasted about two weeks…and that was with pre-testing. I can’t even imagine putting that stuff anywhere near tender bits.

Thats the funniest fucking thing I’ve read in months.

They make a Nair for more sensitive areas, called Bikini Cre’me - Vanilla Smoothie (it actually smells more like bacon). I’ve never used it back there, but I haven’t had problems with it in other sensitive areas.