No, **Liberal ** is an Air America hostess. Air America is an airline which does not accept Monopoly money. Liberal did not get mugged by the pilot.
Sheesh…
“Thank you for not flying with us today. We realize you have a choice when you stay at home, and we are glad you chose to not associate yourself with Air America in any way, shape, or form. Remember: Air America now has nonstop service from Bangkok to Bogotá.”
I guess that’ll be the first of many, now they’re not making Monopoly any more. 
Once, in 20 minutes, with a 1920’s style circumsion ray.
No trips to Rio?
What about circumsized cats who have been declawed who wish to repeal the 2nd Amendment?