Assisted Farting

[Larry_Mudd]

@indecisive1

There is something about that toothpaste tube analogy that really gives me the creeps!

Squeeze from the bottom, damn it!

[meek]

@Qadgop the Mercotan

If a patient is unable to expell their own flatus, squeezing them could cause colonic rupture.

So in an emergency assisted farting situation, you’re saying that you don’t recommend using an upside-down Heimlich Maneuver…?

[Hal_Briston]

Seeing how, if properly done, your face would be directly in the line of fire, I’d highly recommend not trying that one.

[Beauty_Personified]

@Hal Briston

Seeing how, if properly done, your face would be directly in the line of fire, I’d highly recommend not trying that one.

And if, for some reason, you do, put your cigarette out first…