Astral Projection is within your grasp

I have just read an “article” in a “magazine” apparently called Tomorrow Sleep, in which the benefits of taking mugwort tea are extolled.

Chettri-Kennedy is the owner of the mugwort selling store.

So, yeah. If you’re in need of astral projection but haven’t quite gotten the hang of it, hie yourself to a mugwort purveyor post-haste.

(Link on request; I was going to link but then decided not to drive any traffic their way. To protect the sanctity of astral projection, you see).

Nah, I’m nowhere near level 17 yet, and my class doesn’t even get full spellcasting progression.

I have a number of otherwise intelligent friends who actually believe in astra projection. But then, I live in CA. At any rate, I’ve decided it’s not worth arguing with them about it anymore. I usually just smile and try to change the subject.

That explains a lot. I’d be a bit more down on liberals if I lived around those loonies. My exposure to liberalism has always been the skeptical kind. It’s the conservatives into all the woo, with the MLM tools that get rid of toxins.

Not trying to make this political or anything. Just saying knowing people into this stuff makes me understand where you are coming from a bit better.

(And I know I’m making an assumption that these people are liberal based on your location. Apologies if that’s wrong.)

Yeah, the sites selling magical gemstones, holistic New Age thinking, and contemplation to cure illness etc. always praise Republican values.

Yeah, the Republicans always go for herbal supplements, magnets, ionized water, dowsing, and faith healing, not that bullshit crystal chakra stuff!

I’m not trying to make this political either but yeah it’s always those evil Republicans pushing this cancer on society.

Hahahaha, I can’t stop laughing! There is no possible way that Astral Projection is in anyone’s “grasp”! As everyone knows, to qualify as a True Projection, one must travel well beyond arm’s reach. Anything less is simply Astral Leakage.

Hey, I engaged in “lucid dreaming” and “astral projection” when I was a teenager. If you are imaginative and are good at visualizing, it can really seem that you are leaving your body. Weird, wild stuff. Nothing truly veridical came of these experience, of course. But it certainly was trippy and fun!

I knew she was going to say that. At least, I think it was me who knew that. Maybe I was dreaming.

Any time one of my loony friends starts a sentence with something like “So I was astral projecting last night”, I cut them off with “No you weren’t. How’s the local sports team?”

It’s easier to just lesser planar bind a nightmare anyway. :smiley:

What is astral projection, anyway? I mean, I know what it’s supposed to be, but what is it actually? Bullshit, obviously, but it must be something besides that. Is it lucid dreaming? Self-hypnosis? What is the process that gives people the illusion of traveling outside their bodies?

Astral Projection is within your grasp

It’s a spelling error. It’s actually “anal projection”, the ability to control propulsive diarrhea.

I’m going in for a Barium x-ray of my bowels, today.
Afterwards, will I be capable of Astral Projection?
And, if not, would Pie help?

Dammit - I’ve been doing Kestral Projection. Let me tell you, those birds get mightily pissed off after being flung away with great force.

Better than Kessel Projection. That takes 12 parsecs to complete, at least.

Now, lucid dreaming is real, and can be pretty fun, but I’m not sure why anyone makes a big deal about it.

My Dad had NO problem projecting my ass out the door if I didn’t mow the grass to his liking.

I had that once. Damned Olestra!

Hey now, keep the witnessing over in GD! :wink: