At last - A reasonable scientific explanation for homeopathy (laughable "scientific" discourse)

Youtube link

Have fun.

Oh, god, that was here.

Obligatory xkcd link:

EinsteinsHund, we usually like to see some of your own content in an OP, even if you do feel the YouTube clip says it all. Only one of many reasons is that some descriptive content enables others to know what the thread is about without having to watch the video.

No note, no warning issued; but please keep it in mind next time.

Edited thread title for clarity – added (Laughable “scientific” discourse).

Spectre, I’m sorry, must have been overwhelmed by the sheer stupidity of the footage I linked to.

So, a short description:

A certain Dr. Werner gives a lecture about homeopathy which turns out to be the crudest pseudo-scientific gibberish you can imagine. And she seems to be serious!

The mere content *sounds *like a parody, but if it is, it was perfectly done.

It makes sense, so long as you understand what H2O is and you’ve heard of Einstein.

I want Dr. Werner to wear a fake toothbrush moustache and speak with a comic opera German accent.

And of Stephen Hawkings(sic), the famous founder of the string theory.

Oh the stoopit - it burns!!!

In all fairness, she claims to have studied Chemistry and heard of Einstein and Hawking[s]. She never claimed to have studied Logic. I guess we just have to assume that she didn’t.

OMFG!

“I can prove my theory. First, lets redefine reality. . . .”

Again, strength is added to my theory: “You don’t need a library card to fuck.”

I made it to the point where she said we can ignore the mass in E=mc^2. Which is why we have so many photoreceptors in our eyes.

You bailed too soon. You missed the part about how we have ears, apparently because strings vibrate.

I’ll just leave this transcriptof the doctor’s presentation here, just in case anyone’s interested.

I feel stupider from just having read that. Seriously.

OUCH!

I can’t believe that anyone could be that mind-numbingly ignorant, and have the title Dr.!

I couldn’t even get through half of reading that before the pain in my head started back up. Four hours I had a headache and I thought it was gone!

You know, there’s a cure for your headache. Take a piece of willow bark, and boil it in 1 cup of water. Put 1 drop of that water into a gallon jug and fill the jug. Take 1 drop from that jug and put it into another jug of water. Repeat that process 10 times. Then take a drop of that and put it under your tongue.

Then shoot yourself in the head. Works every time.

I’ve seen that video before. I have no intention of inflicting that on my poor hungover brain again. Just watching the first minute was enough to start hitting myself.