At last, fan fiction for the rest of us

I never saw much use for teh internets until Perry Tales.

Finally, a proper forum for my epic poem entitled “Separate Ways.”

Ouch…my brain…

This is even more disturbing than the Roy Orbison/shrink wrap web site.

:eek:

I think the lights just went out in the cit-eye!

The what? Can someone give me a link or fill me in on this?

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

…My brain just exploded. And I write fan fiction.

That’s really something, but I get the feeling it’s not serious. Did you read the haikus?
through the flashing lights
reflected off smooth surface
a glimpse of johnson


Cling wrap tucked him up.
He was a Pretty Woman,
Androgynous Roy.


Fat, fleshy, and pale,
Roy must be wrapped up tightly.
He must not ooze out.

[BASEketball]

Steeeeeeeeeeve PERRY! STEVE PERRY! “An’ I shoulda been GOH-HONE! After all” - Oh yeah, you missed it!

Dude, I said no more Journey psych-outs.

[/BASEketball]

Oh man. I thought my favorite fandomli was a little out there.[/li]
I don’t know what’s worse. Perry or Clingfilm Orbison. Perry or Clingfilm.

Eh, it’s a tossup.