AT & T is going to make my head EXPLODE!

Ok, I just got off the phone with AT&T and I think I am going to kill someone. And then my head will explode.

To help explain, here’s the angry e-mail I just fired off to their customer service dept:

*I am writing for two reasons. One, because I have charges on my bill that I would like to dispute, and two, because of the abominable treatment I received from a customer service rep named Jacob when I called about it.

For the first part, I have a collect call on my bill dated Dec 3 at 11:04 p.m. from a phone number in Boulder. We did not accept a collect call on this date, and we do not recognize this number. I have been unable to get any information about the number to find out who it is. The total charge was $6.12, including tax, connection fee and bill statement fee. I would like that amount refunded to me, and that is the reason I called customer service today.

For the second part, when I did call in the first time, I spoke to a very helpful and polite young woman, who told me I needed to deal with my local phone company, but that I could also write in to AT&T and dispute the charges. I told her I would call my local phone company and if they were no help, I would call AT&T back. I subsequently had no luck with my local company, so I called AT&T again and was connected to a young man who gave his name as Jacob. He was incredibly rude, condescending and disrespectful, and refused to provide me with any kind of customer service. Jacob basically told me there was nothing I could do about the charges except pay them. When I asked for an address to write in, he refused to give me one. I asked to speak to his supervisor and he said, and I quote, “Nope.” When I asked why I couldn’t speak to someone else, he said it was “not an escalatable issue.” Jacob flatly refused to give me another address or phone number or to let me speak to anyone else. He insinuated that I was lying about the charges and just didn’t want to pay them, and when I asked him why he was refusing to help me at all, he asked how much money I had spent with AT&T over the last year. When I replied, "None,” Jacob said, "Exactly.” I asked if he was implying that I didn’t deserve to receive good customer service because I didn’t spend enough money with AT&T, but he did not answer.

Jacob actually seemed to get some sort of sadistic enjoyment out of denying every request that I made. In response to my pleas for help, he first claimed that AT&T had no address at all, then said he just didn’t have any address to give me. In response to my repeated requests to speak with someone else, anyone else, whether it was a supervisor or just another rep who would be nice to me, he said variously that there were no supervisors, that the supervisors weren’t there, that there were no other customer service reps in the whole building, that there was nobody else around, and that there is no transfer button on his phone. Jacob treated me like I was a criminal and was lying to him just to get out of paying a $6 bill. He finally said that “the call was over” and I asked him why he didn’t just hang up on me. Jacob said he wasn’t able to hang up on me but still refused to transfer me to someone else. I cannot tell you how much time I wasted speaking to Jacob and was so frustrated that I just put the phone down. I did not hang up; I just put the phone down and walked away. A couple of minutes later, I went back to my phone and said, “Are you still there?” and Jacob responded that he was. I told him I was “just checking” and put the phone down again. Miraculously, another couple of minutes later, I heard the voice of a different man on the phone who asked what I needed. I told him I just wanted an address to write to and he gave me a P.O. Box in El Paso and I thanked him and hung up.

I am appalled at the abysmal way Jacob handled my call and find it completely inexcusable and disgusting that AT&T would have someone of this despicable nature on their “customer service” staff. I know companies such as AT&T monitor phone calls to help improve the quality of customer service that is provided—I hope you have my call recorded so you can hear for yourself how it went. I am not exaggerating how I went in circles with Jacob trying to get a modicum of assistance. In order to get this issue resolved to my satisfaction, I plan on sending my story to the address in El Paso, as well as another AT&T address I found in Dallas. I also plan on writing to the Public Utilities Commission, the Better Business Bureau, both my local newspapers and anyone else that I can think of. I am completely shocked and horrified at the treatment I received at the hands of AT&T, all over the paltry sum of $6.12. If Jacob is any example of the kind of “service” AT&T provides or the type of people AT&T employs, you’ll have lost my family as customers for life.

I only want one thing from AT&T—a refund of $6.12. It would also be nice to receive some sort of apology for the way Jacob treated me and the waste of my time. I await your response.

Sincerely,
Sunshine*

I am so ticked off right now I am actually sputtering. I simply CANNOT believe how this guy treated me! I mean, really…I don’t have the words to say how I feel right now. I sincerely wish there was some way of causing some harm or damage to this Jacob guy, as well as AT&T. Seriously, I want this man’s job…I want to…I dunno, run him through a sausage grinder and feed little Jacob sausages to wolverines. I honestly don’t know the last time I was this angry.

Ok, venting over. Anybody have any suggestions as to what I can do about this? AT&T tells me that there is just absolutely, positively NO WAY a collect call could be charged to us without somebody who answered our phone accepting it. I know it wasn’t me. My husband says it wasn’t him. I did finally find out from another lady at AT&T that the phone number is for a pay phone and that’s why I can’t get anymore info about it. WTF?? I am going to write to those two AT&T addresses, plus send a copy to my local phone company, but I don’t know what else to do. Grrr.

:mad:

Um… well, if I was gonna treat you like that… or ANY customer, for that matter… I sure wouldn’t give you MY real name. I’d give the name of that jerk two cubicles over who pissed me off last week.

And then I’d make a point of being an utter jerk to some innocent customer over the phone…

Go get em!

Well, I hope that was his real name. I want him to get in trouble! I make a habit of getting names right at the start, so maybe he gave me the right name before he decided to be a jerk.

Sounds like my experiences with Qwest. Every time I called them I hung up feeling like that. You have my sympathies.

Well, I would suggest getting some sort of nationwide cell phone service with free long distance and no long distance and dump AT&T’s land line long distance. That’s what I did. Just local phone billing for me on my land line…and for about $40 bucks a month with AT&T wireless I get 250 anytime minutes, 3000 night and weekends, no roaming, no long distance, and some sort of mobile to mobile minutes thingie that I don’t quite keep track of - I think it’s 60 or 80 minutes or something.

Good deal.

Sounds good. Only problem is which Jacob are you talking about?

Neurotik, we actually do already have free long distance on our cell phones. We have never used the long distance on our home phone, but when you sign up for phone service locally, they make you pick a long distance carrier even if you say you’ll never use it.

So the $6.12 on my bill is actually $2.84 for the collect call, $1.25 for “in-state connection fee”, 1.50 for "bill statement fee" and .53 for assorted taxes. That’s why I’m so peeved…because even though it’s not long-distance from Boulder, the person used 1-800-Call-ATT (yet another reason to hate CarrotTop) which somehow forced it to go thru ATT and not our local company (Qwest…yet another joy) which apparently activated our long-distance account and incurred the extra $2.75 and taxes.

AT&T are a bunch of thieving fucks who suck royal donkey ass!

Oh, ugh, Coldfire! At least I’m only in it for $6.12…I should prolly just shut up and pay it. Really, I’m more angry about my good friend “Jacob” than anything else.

Since I know it’s a pay phone, I wonder how I could find out who owns it? Maybe I could wrangle something out of them…

First, I’d stalk that little fucker JACOB and beat him within an inch of his life. When someone treats me like that, I get so pissed off I actually cry (although not with earshot of said fucker). I can see how people go crazy and commit atrocities against their fellow man. I really can.

Then I’d fire AT&T. You’ll probably have to eat the $6, but it will be worth it if you can get little JAKE fired before you dump them. I’ve personally not had any trouble with them, but it only takes one incident like yours to push me RIGHT over the edge.

Whew! I feel better now. See how these things affect me???

Ex-phone company employee here …

  1. When a collect call is made, the carrier is at the caller’s choice. If they just dial ‘0’, the call is billed by the long-distance carrier assigned to the caller’s phone. (This is one of several reasons why a long-distance carrier has to be assigned to every phone, regardless of whether the subscriber wants or needs one.)

  2. The second person you spoke to is very likely either Jacob’s supervisor, or someone assigned to take over his workstation when his call time stretched out and he was observed not to be actually doing anything. Handle times are closely monitored in call centers, as call flow must be maintained to keep queue times from getting out of control. There’s a very slight chance that Jacob still works there, after showing sufficient contrition during a long chat with management, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

  3. Jacob probably never did work for AT&T. Front-line customer service work for many big long-distance carriers is subcontracted to independent call centers. If you included the full date and time, and the location you were calling from, the AT&T folks will be able to find out where your call was routed. Jacob was not jeapordizing AT&T’s $6 invoice to you, he was jeapordizing his company’s multi-million dollar contract with AT&T. (Caveat: I don’t know AT&T’s business strategy for customer service-they may be in the minority of primary long-distance phone carriers that handle their own.)

  4. Federal law requires that your phone bill, while lumped together for your convenience, be treated as a collection of separate bills from the different companies billing you. What this means is, if you send a check to Qwest which is short by $6.12, and include a note explaining how your payment is to be distributed (i.e. everyone paid in full except AT&T, which doesn’t get a red cent), that distribution must be honored. This can never put your local service in jeapordy. It will increase administrative costs for Qwest to some degree, but that is not your problem …

My sentiments exactly, Kalhoun. The stupid guy did almost make me cry, just because I was so frustrated!

Thanks for your info SCSimmons. I sure hope he’s fired! Interesting though, about how the customer service works. I didn’t realize that. I’ll be sure to include the date and time of my call in my written letters, just in case.

Also, I think I will do exactly as you suggest and send my Qwest payment in $6.12 short with instructions not to pay AT & T. Ha!

I did hear back from AT & T yesterday afternoon–here’s what they said:

*Dear Sunshine:

Thank you for contacting AT&T Online Customer Service.

I apologize that the level of service you have received is below the level we are committed to providing.

Your comments regarding your most recent contact with AT&T are important to us, and will be useful in maintaining and improving the quality of service you receive from AT&T.

We are dedicated to providing you with personalized service and
providing for all of your communication needs. We would welcome an additional opportunity to re-establish your trust in us.

Please address your concerns via U.S. Mail to the following address:

AT&T
Attention E-Care Center
P.O. Box 580
Lee’s Summit, MO 64063

You are a valued customer and we appreciate your business. Please do not reply to this e-mail. If you need further assistance, please contact us at:

http://www.consumer.att.com/contact/

For your protection, an original of this e-mail transmission is being
maintained in a secure file by AT&T.
Sincerely,

  Pearly
  AT&T Online Customer Service*

So, maybe they DO care a little bit. I’ll send my letter this weekend and see what happens. Very interesting.

I hope so, Sunshine, although the e-mail could just be an automated response.

Sounds like SCSimmons has some good advice. Cut the check and don’t pay the $6.12. Then start documenting everything.

That was the most insincere apology I’ve ever heard. They’re all due a serious ass-beating. I mean, that’s just insulting.

Sunshine

I just wanted to say that the letter you wrote is the best such letter I’ve seen. It has the perfect tone and narrative. Well done. And I hope you get the satisfaction and remedy you seek.

Hey, thanks, Lib. (Don’t mind if I call you Lib, do you?) I am firm beilever in letter writing, in good or bad circumstances. I used to work for a company that gave a bonus for any written compliments that came in (and reprimands for any compaints no matter the form).

I forgot to mention that when I talked to Qwest, the customer service guy there was sickeningly sympathetic but still couldn’t help or do anything in any way. He suggested I get rid of AT&T as my long-distance carrier in retaliation. After I told him we use our cell phones for long-distance and would never use AT&T anyway, he said it might ‘make you feel better’ to drop them, so that I would know that even if one of us accidentally picked up the home phone and somehow dialed a long-distance number, AT&T wouldn’t get our money.

So I said, “Fine, can you change it so we have NO long-distance carrier?” My good friend at Qwest responded, “Why, yes, of course, gladly! It will only cost you $5 to make that change!”

Only my eyeballs exploded at that point, not my whole head. Just out of curiosity, I asked what it would cost to change to Qwest as my long-distance carrier…Nothing. Yep, no charge to change to Qwest. Bastages. I said, “You mean, I have to PAY $5 to have NO long-distance but if I just choose Qwest, it’s free?” Yes, indeedy.

I told him to forget the whole thing. AAARRRGGHH!

If you’re so inclined, you should be able to add collect call blocking to your account free of charge. This only works, however, if you’re sure that you’ll never want to accept a collect call.

Sunshine, I am in a very similar situation with AT&T myself. I received a one page bill from them for $281.06. There was no list of calls made whatsoever. It was much like the bottom part of most bills that you’re supposed to return with your check. I called AT&T to dispute this and got customer service. They said that they couldn’t help and that I should call their billing department, which I did. Billing told me that I needed to talk to customer service. This got very old, very quick. I called customer service and just told them that until I received a list of calls made, they weren’t seeing a dime. I was then informed in order to receive a list I had to make a written request. That is when I hung up. About 3 months later they started calling me back, and I again repeated my request. They said that they couldn’t send me a list, and I said that I couldn’t send them a check. Now the collection agency gets in on the whole deal. I explain to them my problem with the bill, and they actually take MY side. Amazing, something is going right for once. Since the collection agency dropped out, AT&T has sent me a bill that they call a settlement for $140.53. I laugh at that, again repeat my request, and again am informed that they can’t send me a list of calls made. Now when they call, I just say take me to court. It might not be the smartest thing to do, but I sleep a lot better at night not just giving in. So Sunshine, I do feel your pain.