Atheism: When come back, bring evidence. And pie.
Come on, Sunrazor, share the knowledge! What are the other elements of good sloganeering?
God bless St. Dawkins
This one courtesy of the late Linda Smith:
If God wanted us to believe in him, he’d exist.
As I recall, they were something like this:
- Capture the essence (sum it up; leave nothing out)
- Make it memorable (make sure people can repeat it from memory)
- Keep it short (one verb, one direct object)
- Pique their interest (cause the audience to want to know more)
I think there was one more but I can’t remember it. Something like “make it unique,” but not quite that. I always thought #5 could have been included in one of the others, which is probably why I don’t remember it.
This is just a thumbnail, mind you. Sloganeering was the topic of three lectures and an exercise in ADVERT 101.
How many Gods does it take to change a light bulb?
I like this one 
Thanks. 
What Would Darwin Do?
If God’s so smart, then why is my nutsack on the outside?
Darwin 3:16
Romans:1 Jesus: 0
Atheist: Because child sacrifice and ritual cannibalism is so First Century
The Taliban had prayer in school*
*Unless you were a woman, then you didn’t go to school.
An oldie but a goodie:
Thank god I’m an atheist.
How about …
“Not superstitious.”
I’m missing something here…
Could we get Jon Denver to sing that
Give me a bible,
Rip it down the middle
Say Son’s comin’ up
Got more time to fiddle
Life ain’t nothin’ but a muthaf**kin’ riddle
Thank God I’m an atheist
dnr
SSG Schwartz
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And then a miracle happened
With a nod to Opal and Gary Larson.
Heh, this thread is giving me a good chuckle. Lots of great replies. I’m wondering what episode this comes from because I missed it.
Atheists: The Other White Meat.
Go God Go. A brilliant two-parter.
Q.E.D., I am not a Christian. I am beholden to you for your help in GQ for a replacement IC. But I feel obligated to ask, “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?”
“Dear God: Save us from the people who believe in you.”