- Never wear striped pants with a polka-dot shirt.
- The better you look, the more you’ll see.
I’m not as stupid as you look.
The first rule of the Atheist Rulebook is…
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE ATHEIST RULEBOOK!
Shouldn’t that be “fidel dog”?
- Stay in the foxhole. That’s how they nearly got us the last time.
- Don’t let a few wackos spoil the entire belief system. Osama bin Ladin is not Islam. Jerry Falwell is not Christianity. And I am not vegetarianism, deism, nonviolence, socialism, the lower-middle-class, bisexuality, libertarianism or the representative of all Depeche Mode fans who ever lived. Thus, you are not the group with whom you identify. Get over it.
Sofa King–
Well, yes. It depends on whether you are an “Earlier Day Saints Atheist”, “Unorthodox Atheist”, “Atheist Protester”, et cetera.
[sub]I’ll ve here all ze veez[/sub] 
- Don’t eat yellow snow.
I can’t emphasise the importance of this rule enough.
You mean it’s not lemon?
I play by ears
It is good to have good ears
—Some of them are really great people, and some are in-your-face, my-way-is-the-only-way jerks…just like theists.—
Well geez, that sort of makes sense given that they are all just people.
- Put salt in your eyes.
- Do not touch a Bible or enter a Church. Unless you like being struck by lightning…
- Always carry a hammer and a stake, lest you encounter Wearia.
Yeah, but how bout us by-the-book nontheists?
Frigging fundamentalist athiests are always party poopers. Literally.
20.Never eat at a place called 'Mom’s".
21.Never play pool with a guy called Slim.
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Never play poker with a guy called Fats.
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Remember the Alamo.
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Forget The Alamo.
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Eat more roughage.
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Fnord.
- Never make an unconditional statement.
What about “Mama’s Daughters’”
We do, however, have a cookbook!
Whatever you do, don’t tell them what the title really means.
[sub]I said nothing. Ignore this post. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.[/sub]
- Make sure that both socks match