Luxury!
What we wouldn’t have given for handprints! *WE *had to make due with flecks of dead skin smeared in poison!
you had skin? what we wouldn’t have given for that! we had to sit really close together in order to keep our organs from spilling onto the ground.
It’s very simple:
When a Democrat changes his mind, it’s a “flip-flop” and proves he’s unfit to lead.
When a Republican changes his mind, it’s a “reassessment” and proves his wisdom and leadership skills.
That’s what the GOP says, anyway. Where I come from, we call that “hypocrisy.”
Patron goddess? No fucking way. That bitch would be nowhere without me.
Oh, we used to dream of having organs! We were each just a shapeless lump of cytoplasm with a flagellum - and we were the lucky ones!
You had a flagellum?
Why, when I was a kid, we didn’t have ANY differentiated cell parts. All we had was some left handed amino acids and a reducing atmosphere.
And we were THANKFUL!
You had amino acids?
When I was a kid, we only had oxygen, hydrogen and carbon atoms. And forget a reducing atmosphere. We had to assemble our nucleotides from the raw atoms in the cold vacuum of space…
Kids today :rolleyes:
You had atoms? When I was a kid, we had to assemble our own from subatomic particles.
At least you were given subatomic particles.
When I was a kid, we had to get our subatomic particles from our own bodies. We scraped them off one at a time- an electron here, a neutron there.
And we liked it!
My idear of heaven is to scrape together electrons…just for a few hours.
When I was a kid, all we had was quark-gluon plasma, and that’s it!! And we were always being told “Just wait, just wait a little longer for it to cool…”
Damn kids and their instant gratification these days.
You had hypocrisy? When I was a kid, all’s we had was duplicity, and we didn’t even have a party line!
Damn pols think they’ve got it hard these days. Pah!
You had time? And heat? All I had was a timeless void with no mass or energy. But we were <i>grateful</i>.
You had duplicity? Heh. Again I say, “Heh”. When *I * was a kid, all we had was naked aggression! And rocks, and, and, sticks! Yeah, rocks and sticks!
And we **liked ** it!
You had naked timeless aggressive voiding? :eek: All we had was wee bouts of piddling in our diapers, and we weren’t allowed to poop! :mad:
Kids these days – HAH. What do they know about crap?
Wee bouts? Piddling? Diapers? HAH!
When I was kid, digestion hadn’t been invented yet. We had to hunt free-range vitamins and minerals with our bare hands! And we thought we were livin large when we finally brought one down, you betcha. So don’t come crying to me about your diaper!!
Feh!
All WE had was a naked singularity!
we didn’t know we had that even until some First Cause came around with a Big Bang. And for 17[sup]-98700001[/sup] pico seconds we STILL weren’t aware of the creation of time.
AND WE WERE THANKFUL!
Kidz theez dayz
You had a “naked” singularity?!
Why my pa woulda strung us up (actually we lived on a houseboat and he’d get the ships boson fer me on the way to the shed) if he’d a even seed us lookin at a naked singularity! We didn’t even get the time to look. Pa would go around to all the neighbors and, as he called it, provide “adequate raiments to shield their nakedness from the vulgar view”.
Parents and their darn permissiveness nowadays; giv’n kids time and space and such!
Ah, so this is where the Dana Carvey convention is being held…
You had Dana Carvey?!
All we had was…dang. You can’t get much lower than that. Darn you, rjung!
You had "dang"?? :eek: All we had was “poot” and even that got us a whuppin’ if Ma ever heard it.