Well, I caught Sealemon once, but I had to throw him back. So this time, I’ll get him good.
Come’ere, Sillymon, and I’ll give you a backrub that’ll make your toes curl.
Well, since phouka’s left VB all to myself…c’mere hon. Looks like that front needs washing.
And Seale…thanks for the compliment on the tattoo. 
See…isn’t it more fun to see it when it’s on the shoulder?
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Ah Falcon, “you make lovin’ fun”; wanna start some “Rumours”?
VB
TANSTAAFL!
Falcon blushes prettily, smiling
Alas, Vestal…I am spoken for, as half this MB knows now. However, rumors are ALWAYS fun, especially in a hot tub… 
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Falcon, I’m listening to Rumours right now, and that track was playing as I read the posts; I couldn’t resist sticking it in!
But since we are both very much spoken for… have a pillow; WHAAAPP!
As VB jumps out of the tub, towels himself off and runs off into the now spotless room, the war is on again!
VB
TANSTAAFL!
Falcon shrieks as she grabs a pillow
Why, you…you…take THIS! fwhap Ladies, care to help me out here???
As Falcon runs over to get VB, she slides on a forgotten patch of oil and goes flying, landing on her back in front of…
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Ah, the war is on again huh? i’ll be right ou-
< eyes closed as phouka rubs his back >
Ummmmmm…I’ll be right there in a second, y’all.
< lapses into a coma, mumbling “Hot Tub” to self every now and then >
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
VB, who is once again holding one of the super soakers… “hi there, sweetcakes” he says, looking down at Falcon and blowing her a kiss!
“out of the tub, Seale, I’m gonna need reinforcements!”
Hell hath no fury as an aroused woman whaappped!
VB
TANSTAAFL!
I…can’t…move…backrub…sapping…all…strengh…“Hot Tub”…
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
VB to Seale: “Look pal, I am going to need your help here, and if you don’t get your ass out of the tub I’m gonna give you a dose of the Super Soaker; its’ contents will make you sit up and bark! believe!”
VB
TANSTAAFL!
Falcon looks up at Vestal, batting her eyes…“You really wouldn’t hurt little ol’ me, wouldja?” While keeping VB entranced, she reaches up with her pillow and… FWHAP!!!
GOTCHA!
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
< Tagging Falcon in the head with a rolled up sock, then back to the soaking and the rubbing >
There ya go, VB. Don’t say I never did ya any favors.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Hmmm, I see that my backrub technique, while helpful, has not completely disarmed Sealemon.
Oh, well, I guess that means I have to start nibbling . . .
VB to Seale: “See? SEE? Phouka’s just trying to kill you with kindness!”
“It was all a Delilah kind of thing; the women were bent on Evil from the start, and you want to just lay there?!”
VB
TANSTAAFL!
Hey Athena, where are you, honey? 253 posts and 6 pages! Wooohooo!
Don’t you go anywhere, Falcon, I’m not through with you yet!
VB
TANSTAAFL!
HAH! You just THINK that, Vestal… grabbing another pillow
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Ayesha sneaks back into the room unnoticed.
And sees VB armed with the pistols of death again. She very quietly works her way toward him armed with a king sized feather pillow, some molasses and a very large hot pepper.
When she gets close enough to him she pour the molasses over him, enptys the feathers on him, stuffs the pepper up his… nose, hah, take that, the oil won’t help you there, as she turns to make her escape…
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
I’m here… in the hot tub, VB. Can somebody pass me another cold beer? Where’s Chef Troy with the refreshments?
Way cool Athena! When Chef shows up, let me know, please; I’m hungry!
Having just taken a hit from Ayesha, VB pulls the pepper out of his nose and whirling around grabs Ayesha by a shapely ankle as she tries to make her escape:
“Not so fast, Lioness! Didn’t the hog ring teach you anything?”
Dragging her across the room, VB picks her up and tosses into the hot tub with a mighty splash, washing Sealemon out into the room.
<wiping his hands off>
“there, that’ll teach her!”
Turning around, VB is startled to see…
When this is finally over - IF it is ever over - I think that this should be submitted to Ripley’s “Believe It or Not” and declared a record for an online pillow fight :)!
Now, where did I put that reinforced king-sized pillow :)!