Athena and Byzantine's Naked Pillow Fight

An angry phouka.

So! Wash my lunch out, will you? I guess that means you just got put on the menu!

“Yeah? Says who, Phouka? It was getting cold anyway!” Says an unrepentant VB, as he fwoomps Jasmine with a pillow before ripping her clothes off and oiling her. “remember, sweetie, this is a naked pillow fight!”

I like your idea for Ripley’s, but we’ll probably have to tone it down for family consumption!

VB

TANSTAAFL!

While Vestal is temporarily distracted with Ayesha, Falcon sneaks up behind him and FWHAPS him over the head with her 2 king-size pillows!

Gotcha hon…


“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

Hold him down, ladies! I want a piece of this man.

Don’t worry, VB, I don’t bite. That hard.

So, I’m oiled and naked, hey? Well, gaze upon your dominatrix, pal :)!

In the words of the immortal “Bugs Bunny”: “Of course you KNOW that THIS means WAR” :)!

<Lonely echoes>

Uhh… Seale? Rousseau?

<in a small voice>

Help?


VB

TANSTAAFL!

Oh so now that we have you held down and at our mercy, you call for help. I think not !

Seale , Rous, stay back, I have a whole bag full of these peppers, and can think of very interesting places to stick them.

Come get him Phouka.


Ayesha - Lioness


There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

Aw, c’mon ayesha! at least you’re clean now!

If I promise back rubs all around will you let me go?


VB

TANSTAAFL!

< wakes up in a puddle in the middle of the room >

WTF? Why am I out of the hot tub? And why is there water everywhere? And why do I get the feeling there is some sort of bitemark design on my back?

< grabing up two king sized pillows >

Awww, screw it, I’ll ask questions after I kick some ass!

< Launching a furious flurry of swings, I thwack every female in the room >

Come get some!


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

As VB yanks free of a dazed Ayesha:

Alright Seale! to the best of my count, we’re facing at least 4 hostile hotsies!
I recommend back to back for the nonce!
Rousseau! get your butt in here, buddy!


VB

TANSTAAFL!

**** THWAAAAAAAAP!!****

Wake up, “VB”, it’s time to face a new day!

Lord, do I have some plans for you :)!

Hostile? Try hungry. Heh heh heh. Are you a man of good taste, VB? Let’s find out!

Woah, here she comes
Watch out VB, she’ll chew you up
Woah here she comes
She’s a man eater

Heh. I say “man eater” like it’s a BAD thing.

Man. One moment, I’m getting a toe curling back rub and nibble treatment, the next thing i know, I’m lying in a pool of hot tub water, with bite marks on my back (I don’t think I got bitten anywhere else), and phouka is going after VB. I feel so…used.

ALRIGHT!

< Laying into orange and byz with a double pillow Thwack! >


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

What are you complaining about, Sillyman? All your parts are still attached. :wink:

Oh yah<just wait til we get through with him!Byz,where are ya?I got the silly string!

(VB, yawning and stretching)

Ok, Ok Jasmine I’m up! Uh, can I get a little caffeine first?

G’morning Phouka; Yes, I’m a man of good taste, and on occasion I’ve even been told I taste good!

Mornin’ Seale; you’ve no one to blame but yourself, as I tried to warn ya! :slight_smile:


VB

TANSTAAFL!

Oh yes, VB, I should have taken your advice. Once, I was a saint, a naive young man. But now, my purity has been forever tainted an-

< Unable to continue as I duck and cover from the pillow, sock, and hot sauce barrage >


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

< mumbling to self > If y’all really think I’m complaining about a backrub/being someone’s buffet, I’d suggest y’all lower your daily crack intake. :slight_smile:


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Ayesha returns, and fwapts Seale with 2 large pillows, how do like that laughing mon ? :stuck_out_tongue:


Ayesha - Lioness


There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

As long as it’s the pillows in your hands, it’s OK, Ayesha. I’d hate for the lion to come after me because you fwaped me with your other big pillows, especially the one with his name on it! :wink:

< Fwaping you back! >


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.