Attention all manly men!! This is better than porn!

Here’s a fixed link for the Titanium crowbar for the curious.

Stiletto, I have no idea what I’m going to do with it, but I suspect the racoons who keep waking me up in the middle of the night will be involved.

Firefly, I find pinã coladas better leverage than all the titanium crowbars in the world.

If you use a 150,000 BTU HEAVY DUTY PORTABLE KEROSENE HEATER to warm her up first you won’t need the titanium crowbar, trust me.

Measure twice, cut once, as dad used to say.

I feel kinda guilty that my wife doesn’t take my Harbor Freight catalogues into the bathroom and masturbate. Geez, talk about a one-sided relationship.

“Measure twice, cut once, as dad used to say.”

My Gastroenterologist says the same thing.

Harbor Freight and I are on a first name basis. I have spent literally thousands of dollars there and have been happy. Almost all there hand tools have a lifetime warranty and are replaced no questions asked. And in most cases all it took was a phone call to get the replacement, I didn’t even have to send them the broken tool. I also buy a lot of Craftsman and Snap On stuff too. Yes, I’ll admit it, I’m a tool junky. I have 4 rollaways and could use a couple more.

scout, I know the feeling. I looked through the catalog and instantly thought, “I need a bigger garage.”

As long as I got y’all here, what’s the best saw I can get for precision cutting on aluminum?

…if you must know, I’m building a replica of R2D2.

Tools. I love 'em I love 'em I love 'em. If I could marry the Craftsman heiress, I’d be set. :smiley:

I wager you can do some good bashin’ with that thing.

Another Craftsman Story:

After I graduated from college (15 years ago), I was working for myself doing landscape design / build (my BS is in Horticulture). I purchased a round point shovel from Sears, being certain that Craftsman was imprinted on the thing.

Doing landscape work is very hard on shovels . . . I’m on shovel #5 now.

Craftsman tools are a GREAT bargain in the long run!

Us tomboys love power tools. Yum!

Decades ago, I bought a flexy grabber thing from HF. Last week, a friend told me a redwinged blackbird had kamikazed the grill on his Ford pickup. He was preparing to remove the entire front of his ford to retrieve the corpse and the broken grill piece. I lent him the tool, and he bought my lunch and beer. Heck, that was more than the price of the tool.

Give me a Sharper Image catalog anyday!

Tsk tsk RTFirefly…if you have to use a crowbar, you’re definitely doing something wrong.

And what are the racoons waking you up in the middle of the night for!!! You don’t mean…Racoon Porn?!?! :eek:

:wink:

But I do agree that Pina Coladas are a far cry closer than a crowbar for the right way to do it. :smiley:

Big Lots = McFrugal’s = Spatula City

Well put. I’ll go to Harbor Freight for a few things like wheels, moving dollys, etc. But for major tools I’ll stick with Proto, Porter Cable, DeWalt, Delta, Makita etc. Might get a sandblast cabinet there but…

I’ll make rare exceptions. I got a Chinese made, Coleman (?!) branded 18v drill but only because it was $40. If it lasts the warranty period it will be a good deal. Everyone needs a few tools that they aren’t afraid to loan out.

Mmmmm…
Restoration Hardware Catalogs…

Spritle

Emerson Electric makes/made craftsman motors. They own B&D.
Skill and several others . Not just motor makers. Ridgid is one of theirs too.

Woah. This was not what I expected the thread to be about.

Crikey!

Ack, now I’ve spilt my drink everywhere.
ROFL
Must go show leechboy this thread :smiley:

Spritle meet My neighbor’s using power tools and it’s turning me on. .

One of my favorite catalogs is from Surplus Center;

Surplus Center
1015 west “O” street
Lincoln, NE 68501-2209
800-488-3407

Diesel engines, hydraulic pumps, tractor seats, hydraulic cylinders, wheels, tires, chains, generators, motors, controls, snowplows, RV refrigerators, ammo boxes, alarm systems, battery chargers, welders, relays, timers, computer fans, gauges, bearings, winches, Oh, the humanity. All surplus, all cheap, all in great shape. it’s like the Junkyard Wars supply catalog.

Argh Argh!!!

If you really want tools and stuff, you have to go to McMaster-Carr The catalog is almost four inches thick, andn they have everything but condoms. Well, maybe I just haven’t found the condom page yet.

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