Attention all manly men!! This is better than porn!

This manly-man had no idea what 2/3 of the OP meant, and was bored by the other 1/3. :slight_smile:

Dielsel generators! Oh, man, I want like an 8,000 watt Dielsel generator so I can run stuff. Oh yeah, and a house to hook it up to.

I can’t believe I mis-typed “Diesel” twice! I mean, I just got out of bed and all, but twice??? :eek:

if you like that sort of thing, johnny, then you also need to check out Groban Supply
This place has diesel powered air conditioners- they are big tow-behind things that they use to pre-cool airplanes. I’ve always thought of getting a few and placing then in my backyard with strategically placed nozzles. Imagine, a 65 degree yard in August.

And the place looks worse than in the catalogs, I mean it looks like they take a dump truck of stuff and just dump it in as far as they can- it’s a real treasure hunt.

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Better than porn?

That would be having Home Depot and Staples right next to each other. I shouldn’t be allowed in either store without an escort.

My favourite Sears story is about a guy who welded a roofing hammer to an anvil, it was obvious that the guy was using the hammer for a purpose it wasn’t intended for yet he got the hammer replaced.

I got my Shop Vac from Sears, I found it sitting in the aisle with a price tag of $50.00 on it and thought this had to be a mistake as all the others like it were $300.00. When I asked the clerk he said that was the price as the Vac had been returned and had a faulty switch repaired. It has a 45 litre capacity and enough power to suck paint off walls. For the $50.00 I got an extended warranty and free servicing for three years.

      • Hey, Big Lots is cool for some simpler stuff. Hand tools in particular. There’s no guarantees but often the item costs so little (less than half what anywhere else charges), it’s worth trying before you spend a lot more for the same item anywhere else. - DougC

Sorry, but Harbor Freight is junk!
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"I don’t know what any of this stuff is for! I’m clueless! You could give me an $80 000 gift certificate to the Home Depot and I’d be in there for like a week, just going, “Hmmmmmmpppph. I dunno… some tape? Could I get $80 000 worth of tape, please?”
-Suzanne Westenhoefer

If you like surples (and who doesn’t, really?) go to http://www.sciplus.com

The first time I went there I spent soooo much money, now I have banned myself from buying anything until I get a job…