Attention Doper Brats - Official Online Party (plans)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This is it, ladies, gentlemen and Hal. What you’ve all been waiting for. We’ve had the auditions, and the signatures are up. But now we will do what we are all here to do.

Get drunk.
No sorry, get down and boogie for:

Official Doper Brat Pack Party 2004

We have no chance of a BratFest just yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t show our hard-rocking, hard-partying selves right here. But before we party, we must plan and purchase of much fun items. :smiley:
All brats are obviously invited but each brat may bring two guests. Sucking up may commence now for you ordinary dopers. :stuck_out_tongue: I will take suggestions for appropiate party games, and items for partying.

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Woohoo!! Beer Pong! Beer Monopoly! Beer Pin-The-Tail-On-The-Recently-Flached-Goat! Beer Doperball! Beer 7-Card Prabbleship Pursuit!!

:dubious:

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  1. Why the hell am I making so many typos today?
  2. Why the hell am I not catching them until long after I make the post?
  3. If I were to go with an overplayed Doper catch phrase today, it’d probably come out as “Olap”.

Felched, damnit! :smack:

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Wow I am surprised at the dearth of replies to this posting.

I thought Brat Dopers were party animals, drink 'til you drop, fun-loving, fast-living critters. Come on folks, we have to show the rest of the SDMB what a “Wild Bunch” of devil-may-care lads and lasses we are.

Just off the top of my head how about drinking Kool-Aid™ from a metal pitcher !!

Maybe drinking milk that is one, maybe even 2 days past the expiration date !!

Just to show we are fun-loving “swingers” (but still intellectual), how about games of “Strip Chess”?
One time I remember that after a 3 hour session, my lovely female opponent was so crushingly defeated, she had to remove both earrings !!

See ? I live life in the fast lane !!!

:smiley:

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What?

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Never fear! Your Undead Mistress is here! :smiley:

Way ahead of you on that, good buddy!
Let’s see…it’s 9:01 pm right now…so I’ve been drinking since…1, 2, 4…
Friday.

Because you aren’t making any typos. All of your posts were typed perfectly. A moderator obviously has something against you and has been messing with your posts in an attempt to make you look foolish.
: passes a tinfoil hat to Hal :
Just put this on and it’ll be alright. :slight_smile:

I’ve got the Baileys and the Bud!
What else do we need? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Oh, good… I need something to cheer my up. My weekend cinematic experiences have been:

The Passion of the Christ
The Color Purple
Life as a House
and Schindler’s List.

Someone save me before I go drown myself. :wink:

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Now come on folks, show some brat spirit here.

Alright so we need:

Plenty of alcohol, (this of course being for the over-18’s and over-21’s wherever it may be) :smiley:

This must include: Beer, maybe some wine, something to take a shot with (I recommend AfterShock but tequila is fine), anything else that is good. I think maybe we should make some Long Island’s as well

Hmmmmm, we need some form of snack as well. So everyone needs:

Milk and bread to start off (If you don’t know why, shame on you)
Cookies
Something on a stick, most definitely
Chilis (hehe, fun)
Something from your nearest takeaway, I got an idea for a game.
Anything else we can get our grimy paws on.

Also everyone is going to need a camera. Yup, most definitely.

Alright start inviting friends. You are allowed to invite dopers like I said, but you can invite as many regular friends as you want. I want you houses filled with party people rocking out.
Hal people are out to get you, it is not you imagination. I mean, you are officially in charge of inventing some online ahem, drinking games.

harmless since you have shown yourself to be a alcohol conniseur, I know I can’t spell, you are in charge of finding some delightful beverages for our little shindig and telling us what’s good and what’s great.

wolf_meister you party animal you. Find the rest of the brats, spread the word that this party’s going out.

This is it, ladies and gentiles. The countdown to hard rocking has now begun.

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Oh, sure, we take our party ability for granted… but how many of you have ever truly fought for your right to party?

:wink:

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Ooooo! OOO! Here’s my favorite party game:

One person(the Host) takes a book from the shelf, shows it to everyone, then writes down the first sentence from that book on a piece of paper. Next, everyone else writes down a sentence they believe could be the first sentence of that book. All the sentences get put in a hat, mixed up, and then picked and read aloud one by one. Everyone(except the Host) votes on which sentence they think is the right one. If you voted for the correct sentence, you get 5 points. Every vote your sentence gets(as opposed to the correct sentence), you get 2 points. Everyone gets one turn as the host, and the winner gets to go home early!
:slight_smile:

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I’ll bring beer and homemade brownies!

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That is *such * a cool game. If ever I have a party, we’re doing this!

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Ok, my part is coming along pretty well.

Lesse, I got the tarantula-filled piñata, plenty of tin foil for the chapeau fashion show, a bucket of bleach-filled balloons and a bucket of ammonia-filled balloons for big poison-gas balloon fight, all the supplies for MXC: The Home Game (ummm…how many acres do we have for this party?), lots and lots of plastic sheeting to protect the furniture and rugs from any splatter, a case of lubricant, three bags of Zombie Chow, I convinced Bang Tango to reunite just for the party, and Goats ‘R’ Us has a trailerload on standby.

Hmmm…it feels like I’m forgetting something…

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Hey, you can’t be having a party without me :slight_smile:

this is the first time I have used my new doper brat sig

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Just cause I drink a lot doesn’t mean I’m discriminating. :smiley:
So would you prefer Baileys? - add Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino
Or Bud Light? - add aspirin
Kahlua? - add vodka and cream
Or Corona Extra? - add salt and lime
Gin? - add juice, duh!
Or Red Dog? - add two aspirin and don’t call me in the morning as I’m probably as hung over as you are
Malibu Coconut Rum? - add orange juice: taste just like baby aspirins.
Or Michelob Light? - add nachos

Yeah.
I think that’s all for now. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Rufus’s game is in. We will involve drinking somehow.

Another game: The “leader” provides a line from either a famous film or song and everyone must send out e-mails saying the name of the film/song. Last person in has to take a shot and becomes leader.

We are playing Spin the Bottle for definite. But I’ll need a list of whose involved.
Truth or Dare, “dirty” style, as well.

So far I take it we have:

mwah
Hal B Will kitten be joining?
harmy Will Yepmas be joining?*
wolf_meister
TellMeI’mNotCrazy
CandidGamera
Rufus
BiblioCat
misstee

*Yep’s gonna have to count as one of your guests harmy, unless he becomes a brat.

Are you in Ginger? If so I’ll invite you. And hubby too.

I’m setting date around last week of June/first week of July. I need to know when you are all available. If you thought this was a joke-y online thing, you are sadly mistaken. This is happening. Alcohol will be drunk, sensational secrets will be revealed, and we are gonna have ourselves the best damn party known to man.

I also need your timezones. It’d be a bit stupid starting the party if it’s 9am where you are.

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Trust me: he’s a brat! :stuck_out_tongue:
Ooooh, you mean that kind!

Yepmas, the cats and I are all ready to party down (as long as he doesn’t have pool that night)in the Eastern Time Zone.

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I was just lurking and heard “beer”. I got beer! Ooh ooh, pick me. I wanna party!

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Can i beg for a place in the PARTY??? To which direction to i send chocolate, money or sexual favours? How about all of the above?

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I have the beer, whatever’s your favorite. And here’s a brownie to go with it. Mmmmm, nothing like beer and chocolate! :smiley: