Emergency meeting has been called!
(ahem)
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strides in, wearing sunglasses
So 'tick, what’s up? You gotta job for us or something?
lights up cigarette and waits for other brats
sniffles
I didn’t make the list. 
who’s buying lunch? 
::: wanders in :::
Where’s the beer? I was told there’d be beer!
Are the jalapeno poppers ready?
Tiggrkitty, you’re more than welcome to be here. Find a chair and make yourself comfy.
Put that damn cigarette out, Ghanima! This is a non-smoking thread!
::: wanders off in search of beer and munchies :::
Can’t have a damn meeting without something to drink and eat…
What are we, heathens? I think not!
Yay! I’m in!
brings in queso and chips and sets them on the table
Ghanima, good to see you doll 
TiggrKitty I apologise profusely. You see the man at the door is having a little trouble distinguishing the Brats from the regular dopers. Something about not displaying their BRAT PACK INSIGNIA cough wheeze cough
Rufus and BiblioCat, welcome. The bar is now open for food and refreshments. Pull up a couple chairs and I’ll get us all some Martinis.
Wasn’t there a thread recently having something to do with “thinking of something, and someone else starting a thread on that topic the next day”?
If so, this qualifies. It just occurred to me yesterday that the SDMBBP hasn’t had any official functions/keggers/beer blasts/panty raids/revolutions/congressional runs as of late.
: grabs seat near Ghanima yet far from BiblioCat, and lights up a smoke of his own :
So, what’s the good word, tick?
takes another drag
uncrosses legs
What are you gonna do, ban me for smoking?
re-crosses legs
Besides, I didn’t say it was a TOBACCO cigarette, did I?
Ahhh, you see, that’s why I…::notices Ghanima uncrossing and crossing legs::…er, like this man.
::grabs Hal round shoulders::
He gets straight to the point, he’s where the action is. But there’s no need to be hasty. What I have to say will be worth the wait. Ghanima, Hal if you follow me I’ll show you to the smoker’s room, I got some Cubans you may enjoy.
Oh, it’s that Wacky Tabacky, huh? Since I don’t have the power to ban anyone, guess I’ll just have to open all the windows. Puff away, my dear.
Hal, you should have told me it was a panty raid. I would have worn my nice panties.
Cubans?
: looks through the harem :
I don’t think I have any cubans!
: follows nocturnal_tick & Hal Briston in search of cubans to add to the harem :
harmy, good to see you. The cubans (cigars, that is, not harem bitch- I mean members) are there right next to the Kahlua. 
I’ll give it another half hour then I’ll make my big address.
<<Runs in out of breath…I’m here, what’s the emergency? Oh, and can I get one of those martinis since I’m here?
He glanced up from his glowing computer screen, towards the window. The dark of night was divided - outside, projected on a cloud, was the glowing circular disk with the silhouette of an extended middle finger. “The Bratsignal!” he cried. Leaping from his workstation, he stepped to the bronze bust of Cecil Adams on the nearby table. Deftly lifting its hinged head, he pressed the button, sliding back the shelf of DVDs, revealing the fireman’s pole that descended… to the Bratcave.
Yes? 
::lurking::
Psst. Hal, [BRufus/B], harmless! What’s going on? I’m lonely. Everyone left me. CM closed it. What’s going on here? What’s that smell? Kinda skunky.
::ducks back behind stack of boxes::
wolf_meister here !!!
I would have been here sooner but I was chatting in the Naughty Medieval Lesbian Wench Dungeon of Punishment Chat Room.
Cluricaun, CandidGamera welcome…15 minutes to go. Here’s come Martinis.
Hey Tick, good to see you again. Thanks for the martini’s and happy labor day weekend to us all! Cheers!
:: Psst ::
Hey, PussyCow! Over here, behind the dry ice sculpture!
Take a close look at these snack pack kids. See anything strange? That’s right! They’re all socks!
**Handy ** is back!
whew…I’m getting dizzy… :: asphyxiates on CO2 ::
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