mmmmm, Fish and onions… :dubious:
Hamish:
From my last clerk job, where I worked a loto machine:
“The winning ticket, please!”
After the seventieth time of this one on a busy night, I could scarcely mouth my stock response: “If I knew which one was the winning one, I wouldn’t be working here.”
I stole my comeback line from a coworker, who I think still uses it. “We’re all winners with the New Mexico State Lottery.”
AwSnappity:
My dad’s favorite restaurant joke goes like this:
Host/Hostess: Do you have reservations?
This only works if the host/hostess says “reservations ” and not “a reservation.”
I don’t know why, but this one made me almost fall off my chair laughing. And back in my resturant days, if I wasn’t in “the zone” as someone else had mentioned, I probably would’ve laughed my ass off then, too.
