Attn circumcised: your mother is likely a sex offender

Everytime I see one of these studies that claim a tiny reduction in STD infection rates I want to scream that condoms offer close to 99% reduction in STD rates! If you want to keep from getting STDs you wear a fucking condom.

And everyone else’s point, including a lot of guys who are also circumcised is that you are completely full of shit.

It’s not his fault you don’t understand what the word means. Trolling is posting with the intent to piss people off and stir up outrage.

Now, granted, we allow that in the Pit, and only consider it trolling if it’s obviously not what you believe. But that’s not a requirement for the term, and this was originally not posted in the Pit.

From past posts on this subject, it seems this is actually a pathology for the OP, but I don’t expect every poster to know that the OP needs therapy.

I don’t understand that line of thinking either, but in post #196 somebody says:

The only thing You may have right is that without the turtleneck the skin of the tip gets thicker because pants cause some friction and it loses some sensitivity.

Why is this thread still going on?

Not really. I mean, yes, both involve cutting off parts of one’s naughty bits, but it’s not the same parts. The clitoris is developmentally and structurally analogous to the penile head, not a wad of skin around the shaft, and its damage/removal is the mildest form of FGM. The foreskin is more analogous to the labia minora. So it’s really not an apt or useful comparison at all. Now, if there were some common form of surgery that removed part or all a baby boy’s penile head (and sometimes cut off the whole penis, and sometimes took the scrotum for good measure and sewed the whole gaping hole into a passage just big enough to piss through), then you could compare it to FGM without sounding like nutbar. Or if FGM involved cutting off the labia minora and leaving everything else alone. But neither of those things is so, so it’s a totally stupid, useless, and nutty-sounding comparison.

Granted, I think cutting off the labia minora sounds like a pointless and unpleasant thing to do, and wouldn’t go for it absent some fairly blatant benefit, but it’s not the sort of thing that would destroy your sex life.

Then again, punching holes into a baby’s ears sounds pretty pointless and unpleasant, too. Yet we do it quite often, without even debatable health benefits to justify it.

And ftr, doctors cut out/off healthy tissue all the damn time. They’re called plastic surgeons, and they are very, very busy people.

You haven’t really thought it through is what your comment tells me. Again, this is in the pit so I’m not getting to the heart of the matter here, but I can see this issue more clearly than you.

I suppose not everyone has to take as hard a line as me as long as they agree to not participate in routine circumcision. But assent isn’t really enough- the change ought to apply to the whole country. Action is required.

The ways of the mods can be mysterious and inscrutable, but if I had to guess why there has been no warning issued in this thread it’d be 1) “fuck off” is a suggested script and not directed at a poster and 2) that is derived from Jesus’ treatment of His own mother:

but specifically:

Relax, I have not transformed into a bible beater. This whole thread spun off the German Appeals Court Bans Circumcision for Relgious Reasons thread. People discussed the religious justifications of the practice, the legal foundations and so on. In short, I thought the German court got it backwards- religious circumcisions should be allowed, otherwise routine ones should be banned, and here’s how to accomplish that. In the context of the religious discussion I pointed out that “Woman, what have you to do with me” is essentially another way of saying, “fuck off”, which implies this is an allowed behavior in that tradition, and furthermore that the topic of circumcision is a context in which I suggest it be used.

I take a 3rd person view of that religion. I can’t really participate for the woo, but it is part of the culture and I can recognize that it isn’t entirely lacking in meaning. Consider for a second- why do shrinks ask about your mother? Because almost everyone’s concept of that will be extensive, which makes it a great nexus of denial. When the character who is defined as being unable to do wrong unabashedly turns to his mother and says, “Woman, what have you to do with me” in response to her harping interference, you must admit there is a display of self-actualization being depicted. This character’s behavior does not strictly follow along the track in the road. No, the dude is trying to accomplish something, mother threatens to fuck it up, and so no matter how much cognitive dissonance it may cause to switch into this mode he follows through with the correct course of action. A lesser, or weaker, or too-obedient person might fail at such a crossroads, with negative consequences for the remainder of their existence.

I’m just saying. Please don’t think this whole thing is about Jesus. The full explanation will have to wait for the final thread on the topic, outside of the pit. But I am telling you, if you are American, circumcised, and not Jewish or Muslim (other exceptions may apply), telling your mother to fuck off in a punitive manner is the prescription for you.

Yes we have to recognize the widespread nature of the practice, and the need for society to continue to adhere for everyone’s own good. So. If your mother will at least shed one tear over the harm she’s caused and quit her support for circumcision and agree to dissuade others (and she doesn’t have to be aggressive about it), then you can let her off the hook. Otherwise, try not to let her off the hook.

That and vaginas aren’t penises – they function differently, and the reasons for FGM and consequences are much more dire. I’ve posted cites about it in his other threads on this topic, but it’s not what he wants to hear, so he ignores it.

Tell you what. Go talk to a lawyer or the police about charging your parents & the doctor with sexual assault and come back here with the results.

I fucking bet you won’t you dickless wonder. Because this clearly isn’t about circumcision as a wider issue but about your own failures in the sack. Either nut up and take action on your beliefs or go get a script for some little blue pills an have a good wank over some pics of the uncut cocks you seem to have such a hang-up about.

Idiot.

In recent news:

Hopefully that will put an end to this ridiculous moaning over being circumcised but somehow I am guessing it won’t.

It won’t. Here is exactly what I’ve said in past threads and I’ll go ahead and quote it from your article:

Hey, if you live in a dirty jungle, never bathe and screw everything, you’re gonna get dick problems.

We live in the modern world, for crying out loud. We use water and soap. Zero benefit from circumcision under present living standards.

Or you could read the report and see they did not rely on statistics from darkest Africa:

So you got your guy with an axe to grind and I’ve got science. Seems to me the American Academy of Pediatrics would be a reliable source and they know their business and want to provide the best information on topics under their purview that they can. They do not have an agenda beyond providing the best health care for children possible.

Nevermind. Your article is wrong.They concluded:

All they are saying is if you want to do it, do it in a hospital so we can continue to make money on it. I’ve said in the past (sarcastically) I’m all for female genital mutilization too, as long as it’s done under clean licensed American clinic conditions.

Why is male circumcision so much worse than female circumcision, especially when you consider that the females in question are old enough to voice objection and run away while the little baby boy is not?

In all seriousness, the OP should discuss his issues with a psychosexual therapist. Not to be told he’s wrong, but to deal with his very obvious issues.

You could dismiss almost any study on anything as merely a means for someone, somewhere to make money (your study says global warming is happening I bet you just want to sell wind turbines).

You need something more than that. Do you have evidence that their findings were motivated by money doctors get for performing this service?

As for this study I agree that it is up to the family. If they want the baby boy circumcised or not is their choice.

This “woe is me” bullshit from circumcised men who whine that they were mutilated is nothing more than people trying to find something to bitch about. Tens of millions of men in the US are circumcised and the vast majority get on with life just fine and do not feel mutilated or have sexual dysfunctions related to it or find women rejecting them because they are circumcised.

They are perfectly fine. I’d wager most of the men whining about it today spent years of their life never giving it a second thought till they discovered they could join in the fun of being part of a group who can complain about how they were taken advantage of.

Of all the things in life to complain about this is not one of them.

For every guy doing fine circumcised there are many more doing fine uncircumcised. That’s a non-starter.

You can cut little boys’ nipples off too, so they never get nipple cancer. Most people would call that “really stupid.”

Why should I be circumcised? I’m gay. My penis will never go anywhere near a vagina. You don’t get to slice up my penis to protect some chick I’ll never have sex with.

Don’t give me any crap about it protecting me from HIV either. That’s really, really stupid and based on African tribal studies where people think raping virgins cures AIDS. Cutting their penises completely off would probably show some benefits too.

Agreed.

Try2B, a professional would help with the underlying causes of your problems in life, whereas strangers on a message board can argue about topics while the symptoms wax and wane and never get dealt with.

Seriously. An hour with a counselor would do you a world of good. I hope you choose mental health… coping with other areas will follow.

But you are wrong. I have a firm grasp of my issues and remain healthy. I am in a position to psychoanalyze my society, and more besides.

Really? People chopped off part of my dick while I was an infant is not something to complain about?