Maybe she’s a sex offender, but in her defense, I did touch her vagina first.
True story. I was circumcised twice. So I win.
I wouldn’t go so far as the OP, but the whole idea behind circumcision does seem to have a little something missing.
Cut me some slack, I’m an artist. And, cut.
There just has to be a foreskin/erection joke in there somewhere…
Just that he’s a little cock-eyed.
EDIT- damn, I should have gone back to check.
He never has to worry about blinking and missing the good parts in porn.
Heh. Thanks for the effort. 
Sorry I bumped a zombie.
Ehh, you get used to it. And you realize that most people won’t even notice if you don’t get uptight about it.