Attn circumcised: your mother is likely a sex offender

Yes.

But I, for one, am willing to do my part to keep it that way.

Yes, actually I AM having fun. Loads of it, thank you.

That is only your prejudice. I know what I am talking about when I talk about inchoate pathos.

a) is there a reason why you keep italicizing pathos?

b) assuming for a moment that you have a point, why do you think cicumsicion is a sex crime as opposed to, say, medical malpractice or assault or non-sexual child abuse? Are you of the belief that anything to do with a penis must necessarily have something to do with sex?

c) have you ever thought that maybe you have too much time on your hands?

mutters …too much something on his hands…*

I googled the phrase- FOUR FUCKING ENTRIES!!!

Guin is too kind.

Btw, “pretentious douche canoe” has 429. Therefore, Guin wins!

This thread has rightly become a delicious trainwreck, but it is as good a place as any to put some info on how other nations deal with the issue.

Germany, for instance.

Jewish boys are traditionally circumcized by someone who has had some training and some expertise. IIRC, Muslim circumcisions are done by the father, who has little or no media training. In modern countries, both circumcison are also often doen my doctors, however reluctantly.

After some stories of Muslim cicrumcisions gone bad, last month a German judge declared circumsion of baby boys to be child abuse and forbade it.

Naturally, that got both Jewish and Muslim groups together in outrage. They were probably as surprised as anyone to be on the same side on this one.

In most recent news (last Friday, 13 july 2012), the German Prime Minister, Angela Merkel, has overthrown the judges decision and religious circumcision is still legal.

Its not like he has anything else to play with.

And one of them is this thread. Damn, Try2B almost made a Googlewhack.

Naturally there’s a whole lot of over the top rhetoric on display.

Back to the OP on the definition of incest.

INCEST! - The fun game the whole family can play! Just say it with an enthusiastic TV announcer’s voice.


Switching to serious mode. Back in the 1980’s I had daughters, not sons. Not sure if I would have had my son circumcised. Even without a medical reason (debatable at that time), I might have said yes since I wouldn’t want him feeling weird in his high school locker room as the only uncut kid there.

At this point, does it even matter what the cause of these sexual side-effects are? You can hardly seek justice by prosecuting your mother for rape, and there’s no way of getting your foreskin back.

So here’s an idea. Why not try to forgive your mother for her atrocity against your manhood and ameliorate the side-effects the best you can. IOW, give K-Y a whirl.

I believe that there are 192 nations.

Because it’s in chocolate. Duh.

While the word pathos was not unfamiliar to me, the word inchoate was so I Googled it.
The first thing that came up was a link to this thread.:smiley:

Recursive: see “Recursive”.

They make really bad youtube videos of their son’s circumcisions? :slight_smile:

Problem solver that I am, I believe I have a solution for Try2B’s perceived trauma:

Go to a place where they sell live lobsters. Ask them for one of the rubber bands they put across the claws to keep the lobsters from injuring one another. When you get home (DO NOT do this in the store), install the rubber band on your schlong and presto! Instant foreskin! (Band name?)

You’re welcome.

And best of all, now there’s a perfectly good explanation for one’s schlong smelling a little like lobster.

(All these years, I’ve been using electricians’ tape…)

Oh, ouch!:frowning:

on the other hand, I think you’re either obsessed to the point of mental illness, or you lie somewhere along the autism spectrum. and this:

if you’re having trouble “performing,” you might want to try to figure out the real root cause instead of blaming something that doesn’t seem to be a problem for millions of other guys.