Attorneys no longer arrogant asshats

See this thread Arrogant Attorney Asshats - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board (I sure wish I knew how to do links. I think I did know, once upon a time. Getting old and senile sucks.) Anyway, in the linked thread, somewhere towards the last two or three pages of it, I somehow managed to get a few attorneys interested enough to talk about my case, in very general terms. I was mostly complaining about the lack of progress my attorney seemed to be making.

Today, if anyone is interested, I received a copy of whatever attorneys call the paperwork they file with a court on behalf of their clients. It appears that I and my Darling Marcie are now officially suing the corporation that owns the truck that smacked my car for allowing their employee to operate said truck in a negligent manner. We are also suing the employee who smacked my car in his capacity as an employee of the corporation and we are also suing the person who smacked my car as a negligent driver, independent of the corporation, just because we can, so far as I can tell. Anyway, the paperwork lists Counts 1, 2, and 3 wherein I am suing and it lists Counts 4, 5, and 6 wherein my Darling Marcie is suing the same folk I am suing, but for different reasons.

It appears that my Darling Marcie and I are suing “for money damages, including costs, and any other relief this court deems appropriate and a trial by jury.”

I suppose I am happy that the mills of the gods are at last grinding, though they do grind exceedingly slow. Justice for the people, I think it is called.

So, you’re happy with what’s happening now (thanks to your attorney), but attorneys are still arrogant asshats?

Ooooooookaaaaaaay…

:slight_smile:

Arrogant Asshat Attorneys was the title of the original thread, assigned to it by the original OP. That’s way I put the word ‘revisited’ in my title. I hope I didn’t screw up this entire thread by using it; I thought most people would recognize it. I guess I didn’t think it through so thanks for bringing it to my attention.

Mods, maybe the title of this thread should be changed----something like *wonderful sweet attorneys *might be more appropriate.

Maybe someone would report this to a mod?

It’s cool- it just made me smile! :slight_smile:

Glad that things might actually be progressing.

I like the new title, and I’m glad you’re seeing some progress. Best wishes to you.