Attractive authors?

One of my favorite book covers is for Jack L. Chalker’s Dance Band on the Titanic. The cover shows (apparently) the author at his word processor or typewriter, surrounded by miniature versions of characters from his stories. A pretty common type of cover…

…until you open the back cover and are confronted with the following:

“The guy on the cover isn’t me. It’s ______, who paints my book covers. This is Me:”
Below this is the picture of author Jack Chalker (It’s him – I’ve seen him a couple of times) with a mean scowl on his face, looking as unphotogenic as possible.

So evidently you CAN become a successful author without looking nice and inviting.

For what it’s worth, I think my jacket photo looks impressive, and friendlier than I am in real life.

Also, agreed with J. K. Rowling
here she is on the back cover of the adult edition of Deathly Hallows
http://gallery.the-leaky-cauldron.org/picture/129925

Not so. The picture of the author is never a selling point. No one ever has to see the author (other than the photo on the back flap). A rock star, OTOH, has to perform, so looks are important.

Here are a couple (the photos don’t do them justice):

Terry McGarry (not a good picture, though)
Joan Vinge

The artist’s name on the Chalker books is Darryl Sweet, I just recalled. So if your cover artist looks pretty, maybe your books will sell.

Robert Crais. Yum!

Robert Crais

But what about book tours? What about TV? And what about the notion that if an author is good-looking, he/she is more likely to be covered in the media, which helps sell books? I mean, why else would they even have a picture on the jacket flap?

I’m not an expert on my own sex, but my fiancee thinks Jonathan Safran Foer is “Dreamy.”

I’ve always thought that Bethany McLean, who co-authored Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room, was quite the looker.

The original rock star author! Bret Easton Ellis is pretty cute.

No votes for Cecil?

And let’s not forget that lady that wrote Star Struck (amazon.com)

Agreed. Rowr.

Yeah, except for the severe, Ayn Rand thing she has going on with her hair.

I’d like to hereby cast my votes for Carolyn Kepcher, Amy Henry and especially Kendra Todd.

A couple more I thought of:

I haven’t seen recent pictures of her, but I think Joyce Carol Oates is pretty (some photos here Celestial Timepiece – A Joyce Carol Oates Patchwork - scroll down to see all the photos)

and also Susanna Clarke, the author of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (photo here)

95% of books never have book tours. And 99% of authors never appear on TV. And those who do have tours and do go on TV are established best-selling authors, not young writers starting out. By the time they are established, people are interested in them because of their writing, not their appearance.

The media coverage of authors generally centers on book reviews (where the author’s picture isn’t often included), with the occasional human interest article (“Jane Author spent 20 years in a cave while writing her novel on a stone tablet.”) Since most authors don’t have particularly interesting stories (“Jim Author wrote for an hour a day for six months to complete the first draft”), most do not get any sort of feature articles in major media until they’re established (local media is different, of course).

In my case, the marketing consisted of ads in appropriate magazines, review copies sent wherever they could be, and giving them a list of local media contacts so they could mention I was a local author (which counts as enough human interest to get into the paper in most places). I also contacted local bookstores and media outlets myself; I had a radio interview on WGY. I’m convinced that wll my work probably increased my sales by less than 50. This is probably typical of most first novelists and midlist authors.

As for the picture in the flap: it’s mostly for the author’s ego and to give a face to the author. But when was the last time you looked at the picture on the flap and decided, “That settles it. I’m buying the book because that author looks hot.”?

If I may tout the homegirls, Margaret Mitchell was a hottie, and Flannery O’Connor was quite pretty in her younger days.

Hmm…has anyone ever seen J. K. Rowling and Felicity Huffman together?

I’ll be in my bunk.

I wrote to J.V. Jones back in '97 about her Book of Words triology telling her what I liked and what I didn’t like. She was nice enough to reply.

Marc