Orson Welles called Audrey Hepburn the “Patron Saint of anorexics,” but IMHO, he wasn’t saying she was anorexic herself (I believe her excruciating thinness was the result of a childhood disease), only that many female fans might acquire the disorder in a desire to emulate her.
Audrey was NOT an anorexic, nor a bulemic. Her weight was the result of malnutrition during WWII, and a bout of colitis (which eventually manifest itself as the colon cancer that killed her). That and she was a dancer, and a smoker, and came from a long line of thin, tall people.
Audrey would win. She wasn’t as pampered as Kelly-I mean, Audrey was going into the jungle and handling sick, starving children-all while she was getting sick.
What are the conditions of the battle? Pool cues? Flintlocks at twenty paces? Tag team cage match where the gamine lovelies are paired with David and Peter Paul?
I’d say Audrey.
Audrey Hepburn
Who says Kelly has the size advantage? IIRC, Hepburn, although she appeared petite, was actually 5’9".
Given Kelly’s deceptive nature and love of control (see her sneak-attack kiss of Cary Grant in To Catch a Thief as evidence), I say that if there is a point where they are expected to come out and shake hands before engaging in battle, Grace could lull Audrey into a trap. If, on the other hand, Audrey is well prepared, she would do the damage - especially if armed with a guitar, as she was in Roman Holiday…
Umm, Grace Kelly is an American.
Audrey Hepburn is from Belgium.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Both of the broads have great gams, tho. That dame kelly, had gams to die for. Grace Kelly, broad of the century.
Grace: From a line of rowers, bricklayers, and Philadelphia politicians.
Audrey: From a line of ?
No contest.