OK, I’ve been seeing all these “Whozis vs. Whatzis” threads and was wondering who would triumph in an all-out Battle to the Death: Grace or Audrey?
Both ladies c1955, of course: now, they wouldn’t be all that interesting.
I’d say Audrey would win. She survived a lot in WWII Eorupe - she’d be a tough chickie. Grace Kelly was a pampered rice American. She’d probably fold under the might of Audrey’s dancer-trained body.
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rice? rice??? That was meant to be “rich”. Oh, to be able to edit posts.
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Hepburn, no contest. She was the one wearing pants, don’t forget.
Audrey is a spindly freak. Grace Kelly would crush her like a bug and not even break a nail!
My money’s on Audrie.
I think I’m gonna go with Grace—Audrey was a dancer, but she was also a bulemic dancer. Grace was a trained athlete, and she was also known to be ruthless. “Audrey, look behind you—a starving orphan!” [Audrey turns to look, and Grace beans her with her Oscar]
Now, what of a contest of pure… how shall I say it… social politics?
(Psst, Eve! We’re waiting for you in your pit thread!)
Audrey, if she’s prepared.
While Grace has the size and strength advantage, I am going to back Audrey too. I’m betting that winsome little gamin could be vicious in a hissing cat-fight way if she really got her blood up.
Grace Kelly, if she is prepared.
Remember Grace Kelly in High Noon? She discarded her Quaker principles, picked up a rifle and shot one of the gang before he could get Gary Cooper.
Serene my butt! Audrey wouldn’t have a chance.
Grace Kelly, definately.
:smack: not definatley but definitely!
Fists: Grace
Knives: Audrey
Nunchakus: Grace
Ninja Throwing Stars: Audrey
Pistols: Audrey
I hold both these women partially responsible for my poor body image, but that aside–I think Audrey’s neck would put her at a disadvantage–all Grace would have to do wrap her hands around it and katy-bar-the-door, it’s all over.
Greetings Eve!
Not to hijack the fun, but I’ve heard this a couple of times and thought that you’d be the best person to ask.
Did Audrey really have an eating disorder?
I read something Orson Welles said about her being anorexic, but didn’t know if it was true.
So, what’s the true story?
Thanks in advance.
Grace! She can climb into the apartment building of a murderer, find the proof that he killed his wife, AND bag her man…all in a gorgeous evening gown and unmussed hair. 
I always thoguht that Audrey Hepburn had an extremely malnourished childhood, and that as a result, her set point weight would always be low, no matter what she ate. At least, that’s how I heard it in my Psych class this year.
Without a doubt Audrey. One swift high kick is all that is needed.
Orson Welles called Audrey Hepburn the “Patron Saint of anorexics,” but IMHO, he wasn’t saying she was anorexic herself (I believe her excruciating thinness was the result of a childhood disease), only that many female fans might acquire the disorder in a desire to emulate her.