I wanted a unsername that described me better, so I tried to register with Master Moron Colossal Idiot Mr. Dumbass McStupid.
Skip decided that was too long, so I went with the standard abbreviation.
I joined.
Did I read something about ponies?
Yeah. Now he’s known as “Mom”. 
I joined yesterday. Looks like it’s gonna be a fun place!
Wait til ‘they’ let the CHUDs out…
oh, JOY! another message board upon which to waste time… time with which I should be job-hunting. yes, indeedy. The reason I have been AWOL from the dope is that I lost my job. (not that anybody noticed I was missing)… but anyway… I have joined this upstart message bored (<-- not a misspelling) of Skippy and Auntie Em’s…
Woo Hoo.
Great.
if yer one of the cool kids come join us… I seem to have filled the quota on un-cool kids when I joined… or maybe I am SO un-cool it’s cool… at least that’s what I tell myself…
::eyore voice on ::
Oh, Dear…
:: end Eyore::
I’m sorry to hear that, verbenabeast. I hope that the job search is giving you some hope here–or will soon at least. I know it’s tough looking for a new job, but I don’t doubt that you’ll succeed.
And it’s great to have you as a member. 
So, I hear that I can get some “pony” action now that I’ve joined? [sub]nudge-nudge, wink-wink[/sub]
Say no more!
You’ll have to go to Pittsburgh to get some.
But hey: I provided for you.
There appears to be an awful lot of joining that’s not accompanied by much posting.
That’s a hint, people.
I told you dressing swampy up with a whip and studded collar and posting him at the door would scare some people away, but oh no, you had to have your way, didn’t you, Exgineer?
In slightly less than a week, I already have over 7000 posts over there.
Top that!
*Over there!
Over there!
We must invade their countries,
And eat their cheese.
And we ain’t coming back
'Til it’s over over there!*
I’m there too, under an assumed name, of course.
Don’t want people to know I actually post there, I mean, just LOOK at the others who joined! 
Whenever an ugly, messy, and probably very expensive disaster occurs and people look to me for an explanation I alsways say the same thing.
“It seemed like a good idea at the time.”
Sorry, I haven’t felt very loquacious lately. I will try to be more garrulous over at the Magic Board.
[sub]I have always wanted to use those words in a sentence.[/sub]
Okay, I gave in and registered. But you’d never figure out it’s me! (unless you look at my email address.)
Ohhh! So you’re ilikegreasedchickensandafrothykiss@hotmail.com
I wondered about that.
Where else can you have meaningful conversations about cheese curds, earlobes, and boob-typing?
Where can you see swampbear in blonde pigtails and a cheerleader outfit?
Where can you witness the wrath of sperfur’s hammer and saw?
Where can you see norinew post drunk?
Why, only at Skip’s Magic Board of course!
We’ve got avatar mangling, photo posting, and we’re killing each other with words! We’ve got billion dollar crock pots! As a special added bonus, we’ve just figured out FairyChatMom’s cell phone number.
NOW how much would you pay? $10.00? $50.00? It’s FREE!!! And it’s only available at http://www.skipmagic.net/magicboard/.
Come on down and join the rest of us Minions, Illusionists, Diviners, Diabolists, and Spellbinders. Magic Assassins Round 3: Battle Royale will begin soon!
The Magic Horde awaits you!
And all this time I was over there waiting to see the Magic Whore!
Worst. Letdown. EVER!