Hey,… ugly sheep need love too. But they gotta pay.
That’s farking BRILLIANT! What a great way to quickly assemble a bunch of mutations in genes that affect wool production!
I’m going to go suggest a “Ugliest Baby” contest to one of my colleges who works on facial development. I think that will go over well. Maybe we can get the hospital to sponsor it.
mischievous
Just what is the Hal-sheep connection? I’m still new around here, but I’ve already heard it mentioned three times since I became a regular member.
What’s up with that?
Is it supposed to be a not-so-subtle allusion to Hal having sex with sheep, or something? 
Now, if they were searching for ugly dogs . . .
Hal once left his computer unattended while logged in and a “colleague” took the opportunity to start a thread in his name that associated him with sheep in an unfortunate manner.
Ah…wonderful. We’ve reached the point where newer members are asking about it. I wonder how long until this makes it to the ATMB sticky of SDMB terms? That’ll just make my day complete.
I’m worried that the relationship between him and his owner “enormored” so many people to them. Neither sheep nor dogs “enormor” any part of me. Hal’s MMV.
I guess they are looking for virgin wool.
Face it Hal. You and your ovis are destined for memedom. It’s only a matter of time before “Hal” becomes the “Fido” of the sheep world.
If it really bothers you that much, you need to start seeding false rumours as to the origins of the meme. That way, when the next century arrives, etymologists will have a hard time tracking down its true origin.
Sweet Jesus, how could anyone allow such a thing to live!?!? I’d think it would be *painful * to be that ugly!
“Dave what are you doing?..Dave”
They’re searching for the antichrist son of Satan. You know Satan can’t resist sheep. Then again they may just be looking for terrorist cells traveling with the sheep. How do they spot bearded scruffy terrorists from sheep in a herd, without close scrutiny?
With all that wool, I suppose the military is recruting them as shock troops.
A sheepish heart enormors the littlest parts of us.
Complete…? How can it be complete without mint jelly? 
(Just teasin’. Someday you should post a thread about how you got even with your colleague. After the statute of limitations expires, of course.)
Unfortunately, my “best served cold” plans were thwarted when he was laid off about two months later. No idea where he is or what he’s doing now. All I can do is hope is someplace really humiliating.
A thread on what I should have done, however…