Please welcome Hal Briston to the moderator ranks.
He’ll be working with us in MPSIMS.
(Once again, the former new guy gets a break.)
We thank all our new moderators – and all our old ones too, for that matter – we appreciate their service.
Will references to all things sheep be a bannable offense? 
I, for one, welcome our new [del]sheep[/del] overlords.
(yeah, you didn’t really think this thread would have any other kind of post, did you, Hal?)
You couldn’t have stolen my line any more than if you broke into my home and yanked it out my skull.
<taps Bancrook ominiously>
[del]Jonathan Chance[/del] [del]engineer_comp_geek[/del] Hal Briston is the worst Mod ever!
In before the rush.
Welcome, Hal Briston. We’ll let you keep an eye on those troublemakers in the MMP.
Like martians, we come in threes.
Ok. Admit it. You guys just did that to screw with me, right?
Congrats, Hal Briston.
First Mod that I’ve met in person. Seemed nice. But he is a Jersey guy. Screw with him and you sleep with the fishes.
I have a ba-www-d feeling about this.
Maybe three is the new two. 
"I was a Doper for years. Do they call me **Hal Briston **the Doper?
Then I became a mod. Do they call me Hal Briston the mod?
But you fuck one sheep…"
Welcome. No, you will never live it down.
Regards,
Shodan
Nicely done. 
Come in threes?
Is Shodan going to Mod the Pit, then?
Hal is the third new mod. (Jonathan Chance and Engineer_Comp_Geek being the other two)
Ah, missed Engineer_Comp_Geek. Sorry.
Three’s a crowd, you know. And it’s hard to pick out one person in a crowd.
I’d pay money to see that!
All hail our new triumvirate,** Hal Chance, the Geek**!
Hey - congrats and thank you!