Avatards

[Shodan]

@bucketybuck

But at least its generally accurate to say its a little more mature than the average message board.

I know you are, but what am I?

Regards,
Shodan

[bucketybuck]

@Red_Barchetta

@bucketybuck

• I came to the pit to call them idiots

You must feel like such a bigger person now that you’ve expressed your superiority for dislike of avatars, huh?

I’d still rather get laid.

[Leaking_Boot]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

@kaylasdad99

Umm, Aslan isn’t actually a god. He’s a metaphor for a god.

I’m going to need you to take that back.

Um, guys - he’s just a big talking cat. Not a very convincing one either, not in the movie anyhow.

[Czarcasm]

@Red_Barchetta

@bucketybuck

• I came to the pit to call them idiots

You must feel like such a bigger person now that you’ve expressed your superiority for dislike of avatars, huh?

And how does mocking those who dare to have an opinion different than your own make you feel?

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Leaking_Boot

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I’m going to need you to take that back.

Um, guys - he’s just a big talking cat. Not a very convincing one either, not in the movie anyhow.

I’ve never seen the movie.

[Red_Barchetta]

@Czarcasm

And how does mocking those who dare to have an opinion different than your own make you feel?

I’m not mocking him for having a differing opinion–I’m mocking him for generalizing, stereotyping, and blindly insulting those who desire a feature. It’s an important distinction, as I’ve not mocked anyone else in this except you for implying those who disagreed with your stance couldn’t read.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@PetW

@Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension

Excellent OP.

Bonus points for “masterbating furiously in case the adrenalin boost gives him hives”

But… adrenalin would cure the hives…

Luke, do not the flow of the rant with logic obstruct.

@Inner_Stickler

I avoid this problem by wearing a blindfold in the store and identifying items by feel. Oh, sure, the stockboys hate me but if it means I won’t fall prey to the store’s attempt to make me notice shit I don’t need, I figure I’m ahead of the game.

Cleanup on aisle 6.
and 8.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@bucketybuck

I think you need to be a shallow, dumb, childish, insecure, empty little moron to actually want an avatar.

Please post a photo so that we can see that you wear the plainest, cheapest, most boring clothes possible. Oh, wait, what’s that? You actually put some effort into your clothing?

You see all those silly little pictures, all those oh-so-cool avatars? Nobody cares about them.

I do. The clever ones, anyway. The boring ones I ignore. It’s kind of like username here, actually. Perhaps next you could suggest that instead of trying to get all creative or original with names, we could simply be referred to by our member numbers.

masterbating

Anyone who’s as cool, intelligent, and mature as you apparently seem to think you are would know that the word is masturbating, you sad little fuck.

You dont think it might be better to focus on what is being said rather than who is saying it?

I think they’re equally important. For instance, when I see that a post is by **Starving Artist **or curlcoat, I can brace myself for willfull ignorance and avoid blowing the top off my fucking skull by the sudden jump in blood pressure.

And to be blunt, if your memory is that bad anyway you are either dumb as an empty can of shaving foam, or older than you realised.

It’s sooooooo haaaaard when other people learn in different ways than Iiiiii dooooooo. Whine whine *whine *whine whine whine whiiiiiiine!

@Bosstone

I came in here expecting a rant about the fandom of the movie Avatar.

Same. That would have been a billion times better.

@MeanOldLady

dumbfuck, you really, really need to get laid.

To hell with you for stealing this so I actually had to respond to this retard.

@Inner_Stickler

I’ve never seen The Young Ones. It is a british show,yes?

Yes. Go get it. It’s awesome.

@kaylasdad99

Umm, Aslan isn’t actually a god. He’s a metaphor for a god.

You know, an avatar.

That’s not what an avatar is. An avatar is an *incarnation *of a god. And that doesn’t make them not the god.

@Skald_the_Rhymer

@kaylasdad99

Umm, Aslan isn’t actually a god. He’s a metaphor for a god.

I’m going to need you to take that back.

What’s funny is, I didn’t even need to look at your name to know it was you who posted it.

[Idle_Thoughts]

@Czarcasm

@Red_Barchetta

You must feel like such a bigger person now that you’ve expressed your superiority for dislike of avatars, huh?

And how does mocking those who dare to have an opinion different than your own make you feel?

Guh?
I normally agree with your posts, but how does this make sense? Calling someone out for doing the same exact thing the person you’re defending is doing?

[bucketybuck]

@Shot_From_Guns

@bucketybuck

I think you need to be a shallow, dumb, childish, insecure, empty little moron to actually want an avatar.

Please post a photo so that we can see that you wear the plainest, cheapest, most boring clothes possible. Oh, wait, what’s that? You actually put some effort into your clothing?
I do. The clever ones, anyway. The boring ones I ignore. It’s kind of like username here, actually. Perhaps next you could suggest that instead of trying to get all creative or original with names, we could simply be referred to by our member numbers.
Anyone who’s as cool, intelligent, and mature as you apparently seem to think you are would know that the word is masturbating, you sad little fuck.
I think they’re equally important. For instance, when I see that a post is by **Starving Artist **or curlcoat, I can brace myself for willfull ignorance and avoid blowing the top off my fucking skull by the sudden jump in blood pressure.

I knew it wouldnt take long for you to come screeching in.

To respond to your harping -

• No, I dont put much effort into my clothing. Its all casual baby.

• The names/numbers thing has been done already, try to keep up.

• Is it masterderbating? I wouldnt know.

and finally

• Dont lie, you love wilfull ignorance and the chance to blow the top of your skull with a sudden jump in blood pressure. Its what you do.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Shot_From_Guns

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I’m going to need you to take that back.

What’s funny is, I didn’t even need to look at your name to know it was you who posted it.

I’m going to take that as meaning that I, at least, do not need an avatar. No?

[silenus]

Skald, you are an avatar.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@silenus

Skald, you are an avatar.

My skin is not blue.

[begbert2]

@Leaking_Boot

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I’m going to need you to take that back.

Um, guys - he’s just a big talking cat. Not a very convincing one either, not in the movie anyhow.

He’s also kind of an asshole, in the second movie (and probably book), what with the “I think I’ll let people die while I’m being coy” thing.

@Gustav

It goes something like this:
“Oh, they use avatars on this forum… I guess I should find an image for mine” = normal person.
“Oh boy! They use avatars on this forum! Finally a way to ensure everyone knows who my favorite fiction character is!” = horrible attention whore.

Or you could do what I always do - don’t bother with putting an image in at all.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@begbert2

@Leaking_Boot

Um, guys - he’s just a big talking cat. Not a very convincing one either, not in the movie anyhow.

He’s also kind of an asshole, in the second movie (and probably book), what with the “I think I’ll let people die while I’m being coy” thing.

I just barely acknowledge the movies, having been taught a bitter lesson by Peter Jackson.

Anyway … not a tame lion. And it’s not clear what errands he was on that delayed him. Aslan is pretty clearly not omnipotent.

[begbert2]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

@begbert2

He’s also kind of an asshole, in the second movie (and probably book), what with the “I think I’ll let people die while I’m being coy” thing.

I just barely acknowledge the movies, having been taught a bitter lesson by Peter Jackson.

Anyway … not a tame lion. And it’s not clear what errands he was on that delayed him. Aslan is pretty clearly not omnipotent.

I wouldn’t know; I have only read the first book. In the movie he was pretty explicitly appearing now and then to Lucy, which did not suggest that he was all that busy elsewhere.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@begbert2

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I just barely acknowledge the movies, having been taught a bitter lesson by Peter Jackson.

Anyway … not a tame lion. And it’s not clear what errands he was on that delayed him. Aslan is pretty clearly not omnipotent.

I wouldn’t know; I have only read the first book. In the movie he was pretty explicitly appearing now and then to Lucy, which did not suggest that he was all that busy elsewhere.

Since you only know the movies and I only know the books, it is probably impossible for us to have a discussion about this.

Anyway … I don’t think it’s possible to enjoy the Chronicles unless one is willing to suspend disbelief & accept some basic (i.e. Christian) tenets as being literally and physically true in the world of the story.

Thor would not have let the Narnians die as they did. But though Aslan loves his people (for certain definitions of love), Aslan is not Thor. But that doesn’t make him Odin.

[Guinastasia]

@MeanOldLady

dumbfuck, you really, really need to get laid.

He certainly needs something.

Seriously, he’s one of the ones who pitched a hissy fit when it turned out that people MIGHT be able to see their pictures posted HERE, after having sent them to the SDMB Gallery. :rolleyes:

[Leaking_Boot]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

@begbert2

He’s also kind of an asshole, in the second movie (and probably book), what with the “I think I’ll let people die while I’m being coy” thing.

I just barely acknowledge the movies, having been taught a bitter lesson by Peter Jackson.

Really, stop there. You can’t even compare Narnia with Arda, not the written works. But the movies? Jackson wasn’t to bad. You’re right not to acknowledge the others - but they had inferior material to work with. Is there a thread for this in the cafe?

[bucketybuck]

@Guinastasia

@MeanOldLady

dumbfuck, you really, really need to get laid.

He certainly needs something.

Seriously, he’s one of the ones who pitched a hissy fit when it turned out that people MIGHT be able to see their pictures posted HERE, after having sent them to the SDMB Gallery. :rolleyes:

I was going to ask if you were “really” exasperated about this, but then I remembered who you were.

You like fake outrage dont you? And bandwagons. And food.

And the rollseyes smiley. It probably reminds you of your mother.