I could, or ya know, I could just mini rant on finding her tiresome. Your white knighting has inspired me however, to find something nice to say about EmilyG. So while I personally find her vapid, at least she doesn’t make up a bunch of entertaining stories just to get attention on a message board 
I haven’t seen the term used a great deal but when I have (looks around for dos equis guy) it seems to be . . . IDK if there’s a term for it but I’ll call it a trumping insult/observation/your_label_here. IOW, the target either sheepishly fesses up or attempts to deny/deflect in some way. Is that accurate - since I assume most people have seen it used a bit more. If so, why is that? It seems counter-intuitive.
I’m pretty sure my cat’s names for me and my husband are, “The Warm Furniture That Moves A Lot” and “The Warm Furniture That Moves Less.” 
I think she should be called Miss Fuzzy Woogums. 
Good to hear!
When people panhandle me, I often say, “No thanks” with a smile and keep walking. It seems to throw them off their stride.
I’m glad to hear that - I didn’t like the sounds of a little kitten spending the night in the woods, either. A pox on people who dump kittens or puppies - take them to a shelter, you idiots! (And better yet, don’t breed your pets, and don’t get pets you can’t keep.)
I’m pretty sure my neighbors think my cats are named: Goddammit, Jeezus, Knock It Off, and Stop It.
Ugh. Yeah. Unfortunately dumping them on shelters doesn’t always work out, either. Once we had a dozen left on our front porch in the winter, some stuffed two to a carrier, and many were already sick before they were dumped so barely survived the cold before we arrived at 7am for work. One was dead and another died while we were trying to save it, and two others were still too sick after a few days and had to be euthanized. I suppose overall it was still nicer than wherever they had been before, but that’s such a shitty thing to do to them and to us. People are disgusting in so many ways.
Jeeze, what is wrong with people? Animals aren’t things, to just be left on a doorstep in winter!:mad:
What am I, fuckin’ chopped liver around here?
I have too few colanders in this house - it’s just me and the SO, so we only have two. In my defense, does the fact that one of them is my grandmother’s metal one count more?
My mini-rant - school starts up again next week and my lovely summer is over 
ETA: I’m so sorry, Ferret Herder.
And congratulations on your new feline overlord, Chimera. She looks like a Belle.
(Edit) mine.
I’m supposed to fill a monthly timesheet, print it out (sigh), sign it, give it to my supervisor who only comes once a week, scan it, and email it along with my bill. This last month it was impossible as he wasn’t coming in at all the last week.
So I sent it with the explanation that the signed version would have to wait until the end of this month.
The agency wrote to boss and me saying “thank you Boss for comfirming that this timesheet is correct.” I thought he had.
They kept sending it everyday.
Finally he answered “yes, they’re correct, why do you keep sending this?”
“Because you still hadn’t answered.”
Uh… so how about next time you use a different formula, lady? What happened to “please Boss can you confirm this is correct?”?
I’m thinking it may be one of those horrible trends in corporatespeak.
So I’m vapid now too?
For your information, I’m not retarded or developmentally delayed. (I was, in fact, rather precocious as a child - not to brag about it, just to tell you.) I think you need a certain amount of intelligence just to keep up with this message board, and I try to do that. I did graduate from university, and I don’t think “retarded” people do that all that often. (Nor “vapid” people, come to think of it.)
That having been said, I do struggle with mental illness, which I don’t always talk about here on the message board, but that may or may not be evident from my posts. Now, please do not make the mistake that mentally ill people are all “retarded” or unintelligent, because we’re not. That’s just unfair stereotyping, and besides, is just a stupid thing to say and shows a lack of understanding (not to mention a lack of compassion.)
I’m going through a lot in my life now. My parents are getting divorced. I may be out of a job in a few months. I have anxiety with makes it difficult for me just to deal with everyday life. What I really don’t need is people insulting me like you did, keturah, on top of everything else that’s going wrong with my life.
I don’t see my rants (or other posts) as being boring. I’m sorry that you do, keturah. If you don’t like my posts, perhaps you can just not read them, or if they really bother you with their inanity, perhaps you can put me on “ignore.” I’ve put people on “ignore” before. It can help to save one’s sanity.
It was suggested that I just ignore insults to me in the Pit, but this has been bugging me too much to leave it alone. I’m not sure if keturah or anyone else will actually read this entire essay, but here it is anyway.
Actually that is one of my rants: why does the tablet not let me copy and paste with any reliability? Sometimes it will copy but will not paste. Sometimes neither. Grr. Is that function so esoteric that we can’t have it on a “simple” device? If there are any Android nerds that could either help me with the function or explain why I can’t have it, I’d be happy. Well, happier.
I linked to it in post 348.
When I am Queen they shall be promptly euthanized.
August: I’m applying to jobs like a Motherfuck. One in twenty might grant me an interview and those seem like they were using it just as a break to get away from their desks. I have skills, I bring value, and I make the workplace fun.
Also I have a lot of experience that directly relates to that job. I’m also a very motivated employee*.
Q: Why can’t you see me? Its like you see a DOB and drink the Kool Aid.
*****(due to zero income coming in, thanks to an unscrupulous recruiter and a company that has deceptive business practices and “Never Paying Unemployment” down to a science)
(Sending good employement thoughts your way, Count!)
Better lighting in that shot so you can see her true color. A little off because I had the glove on one hand and the iPad in the other trying to get a non-blurry shot.
Oh, she is a cutey! Now I think her name should be Cricket.
Love the cat and the T-shirt, Chimera 
DOB?
Sorry, urban dictionary gives too many choices.
Thank you for that link! I was dreading going to the store and hunting through the Big Bertha/Itty Bitty Titty Committee offerings in garish colors. I just ordered a couple in my size! (Bonus: there’s instructions on sizing on the site so now I know what my size really is! :))
Assumed he meant Date of Birth. It’s getting very difficult for people over 50 to get a job if they’ve been unemployed for a while.
My solution would be to increase the unemployement rate among recruiters and HR people under 30, but that’s just me.
You’re welcome; I’m glad I could help!