They’d have to be much smaller than a St. Bernard for me to want one. A thirty-pounder would be about right.
Actually LolaCocaCola -that’s my first cow’s name!
Hehe
Well, you know what they say about great minds! 
I’m waiting 'til they get to be
this size
I hpe my stepfather doesn’t find out about them. He’ll want to start breeding and selling them too. My mom would love them, and probably get so attached she couldn’t bear to sell them. When they were raising donkeys a few years ago it was bad enough.
But think of all the little baby sirloins, the perfect size for my George Foreman Grill. Yum.
Gosh. Quarter pounders on the hoof. Maybe this is how they fill those little pint size containers of milk we used to get in school.
Although something that weighs in at 375 pounds doesn’t exactly fit my definition of “teeny little cow”.
I want a whole farm of miniature animals. Little tiny cows and horses, teeny weenie sheep. I’ll only grow cherry tomatos and Brussel Sprouts.
I’d call it The Land of the Little and amuse myself by pretending to be a Giant all day.
Yes, that’s what I want.
So help me out here. Exactly how big of an aquarium would I need for one of these things?
This guy lives a few miles from me. They are neat looking little cows. There are always cars parked next to the pasture just to look at them.
Are there any pictures of the micro-cow?
I’m sorry. That joke was really bad. Please step outside quietly and accept your beating.
Hey, lighten up, quit your beefin’ asnd don’t be so au"steer". At least I didn’t milk the joke for all it was worth. Everything else would “pail” in comparison.
screech-owl
“Red meat isn’t bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.”
gatopescado, How much does your wife charge for these sheep?
Thanks guys, for all the really bad “dad-jokes.” They were fantastically funny. I mean it 
I don’t care how small they are, I’m not going to clean out their litter box.
This is going to take all the steam outta “Don’t have a cow, Man”
http://www.minicattle.com/index.cfm?select=sale2001 <<< the jerseys here are BEAUTIFUL!!! Omigod I want one!
How small are they?
Burger King has a new burger designed around them: the 1/8 pounder.
What’s next? Mini Chickens?
[foghorn leghorn] I say there, son, that’s a mighty small cock you have there [/fh]
I want the ones in snermy’s link!
Awwwww! Thye are so cute and huggable! I want one. It could sit in my room and sleep in my bed and curl up with my puppy.
They are so adorable.
My backyard just became a ranch.