Awwwww! Teeny little cows!

ROCKWELL, Iowa (AP) – Dustin Pillard is betting his farm on compact cows. Pillard has 50 tiny cows on his northern Iowa farm, all about 3 feet tall. He’s hoping they’ll catch on as pets, and so far inquiries have come in from as far as Europe, Mexico and Argentina. “I like them,” said Pillard, 30. “If nobody else does, that doesn’t really bother me. We’re breeding just for the novelty end of it.” The smallest full-grown animal is a 3-year-old bull that’s 33 inches tall and weighs 320 pounds. The largest, a mature bull, is 35 inches tall and 400 pounds.

And here’s a link!

I want one! I want a teeny little cow! I would love it and pet it and call it George!

Eve,

First it’s the Masai cows, now it’s the miniature cows. I’m beginning to wonder about you.

Spritle,
who successfully fought the urge to include the “obligatory” puns about this being “udderly” rediculus, etc.

Criminey! Do they give condensed milk?

Just to let y’all know, that wasn’t me!! I was successful in my urge fighting!

(good one, screech!)

C’mon Spritle, give in to your baser instincts.

You know you want to.

Just one little “So that’s where they get short ribs” won’t hurt anyone, will it?

Maybe Quarter & Quarter instead of Half & Half?

Probably saves on grazing area too - one ‘chia pet’ per animal.
Talk about giving into “lower” instincts.
What kind of sounds do they make? Do they just say “mo”?

screech-owl

want one! want one!

my wife breeds miniture sheep. see cute little fuzzy face critters at her website (click the little www house below).

sorry, but i think they are all sold out for this season. (i try to not know what goes on with these beasties)

remember kids, a cow isn’t just for Christmas.
The last for up to 3 months in the freezer.

Must be where they get White Castles from

Hey I’'ve got Irish Dexters which stand 42"max. at the shoulder.

They’re not small enough! I want one to keep on my desk!

Should we all pitch in and get Eve a minature Masai cow?

I think she’d be “mooved” at the gesture, and it would “behoove” us to be grateful to her for starting this thread.

Can’t you just picture Jack Palace rustling up these little cows?
" Ah crap bigger them them."

Eve, you constantly amaze me in your captivating threads (which lately seem to have a bovine theme lately.) Pound for pound, or moo for moo, you are batting a thousand in threads, IMHOYMMV.

It’s part of our massive conspiracy to remake Green Acres with a more diverse cast. Eve will of course do the Eva Gabor role. She’s practicing up with the cow interest.

“Oleevar! Look–Eleanor’s got teeny! Ahnold’s chasing her around zee farmyard!”

I want a little cow!

I think I’ll call it “Mini-moo”
presses pinky to lips
Muahahahahaha Muahahahaha Muahahahaha!

Oh lord. I have to do everything in my power to keep my mother from seeing that. She just sold a massive bramah heifer and misses Sapphire